Share with me your method on beating a hair test UPDATE PASSED IT SPLIFFS UP

[MMS]

go bald just to fail brehs.

Ole hatin ass nikka

I got my hair I had two haircuts between now and the last time I smoked. I'm not gonna get caught with my pants down elsewhere tho

To my supporters I love y'all

 

[MMS]

Update:

Went ahead and bit the bullet and paid for my own test as an advance warning (and insurance policy provided i pass it), as expected they took hair from my armpit

should have news tomorrow or wednesday. Going to tell the company im going in friday for the real one

will keep acid washing my pits they burn to high hell right now

 

[Orange cream shake]

Try a nuetralizing shampoo

Well

1. Every body hair is shaved cept shins, armpits, forearms.

2. Soaking those and the back of my head with the vinegar, shampoo, detergent

I have til probably Thursday to do these treatments twice to three times a day. Also soak in warm bath between all treatments

 

[ATearInMyEye]

Bubble bath with bleach every night.

 

[MMS]

Lost at job to Chevron behind this shyt...went 80days without smoking...bought a detox shampoo and took 2-3 showers with it...they took the hair from my legs and still failed

this is a "chevron" type of job

everywhere Ive looked says that the minute amount i have smoked says it should be below the threshold value

what sucks is the position gonna be in Massachusetts where it just became legal

Curious but how much pay are you not going to see due to failing this test?

my first 6 fig position @ the ripe age of 29

 

[L&HH]

this is a "chevron" type of job

everywhere Ive looked says that the minute amount i have smoked says it should be below the threshold value

what sucks is the position gonna be in Massachusetts where it just became legal


my first 6 fig position @ the ripe age of 29

Smoke weed and lose 6 figures a year brehs

 

[tater]

We conduct these tests at my job. Just shave EVERYWHERE. You don't have to shave your pubes though. Usually when people come in without enough hair we call HR and they authorize a urine test.

 

[TrillaThanMost]

this is a "chevron" type of job

everywhere Ive looked says that the minute amount i have smoked says it should be below the threshold value

what sucks is the position gonna be in Massachusetts where it just became legal


my first 6 fig position @ the ripe age of 29

You might be good.... I was a EVERYDAY smoker for a couple yrs...only thing some companies say they test 90 days back but In reality it be more like 180 days... so I heard

 

[MMS]

Its going on day 2, still awaiting results from my own test. I have until tomorrow to get a result

If negative it takes 1-2 business days to turn around. Monday I took the test at 2 pm pray for me brehs

im looking at these clippers real hard right now

 

[Maddmike]

In

 

[Chris Cool]

pay to fail when you're gonna fail for free brehs.

 

[All Knowledge]

Shave your entire body

Get you some contact cement and very lightly apply it in an odd place for hair to grow, like your shoulders or just above your anlkes

Then with hair you've harvested from a clean person, sprinkle it in place, gingerly, not heavy

Tell them you only grow hair in weird spots like your ass cheeks , ankles and shoulders

They're not going to want to shave hair from your ass breh, so they'll go right for your shoulders and ankles

should work

 

[MMS]

Shave your entire body

Get you some contact cement and very lightly apply it in an odd place for hair to grow, like your shoulders or just above your anlkes

Then with hair you've harvested from a clean person, sprinkle it in place, gingerly, not heavy

Tell them you only grow hair in weird spots like your ass cheeks , ankles and shoulders

They're not going to want to shave hair from your ass breh, so they'll go right for your shoulders and ankles

should work

the question now is who i can harvest said hair from

edit: yall gonna have me looking like the garbage pail muppet with these ideas

 

[Darth Nubian]

You good. Hair only works on potheads and coke addicts. Occasional toking isn't enough to get you pass the cutoff. You shouldn't have cut your hair though. They only use about an inch so now they are going to take it from your pit or legs. Places you dont shave and might have a greater concentration of THC metabolites. If it was from your head you would have had fresher hair for them to choose from.

 

[MMS]

You good. Hair only works on potheads and coke addicts. Occasional toking isn't enough to get you pass the cutoff. You shouldn't have cut your hair though. They only use about an inch so now they are going to take it from your pit or legs. Places you dont shave and might have a greater concentration of THC metabolites. If it was from your head you would have had fresher hair for them to choose from.

this the saddest thing honestly

cause the last time i went to a barber was just after thanksgiving before i got an offer letter, and they basically gave me a zero i wont be going back, normally get a medium fade. The possibility of a hair test never even crossed my mind as I was still pondering whether I got either position(was interviewing with two companies at the time) given I've only done urine tests I didnt consider it at all

what im thinking is will it be noticeable that I've tried to manipulate them if i shave all body hair down to below 0.5"