Share with me your method on beating a hair test UPDATE PASSED IT SPLIFFS UP

[Darth Nubian]

this the saddest thing honestly

cause the last time i went to a barber was just after thanksgiving before i got an offer letter, and they basically gave me a zero i wont be going back, normally get a medium fade. The possibility of a hair test never even crossed my mind as I was still pondering whether I got either position(was interviewing with two companies at the time) given I've only done urine tests I didnt consider it at all

what im thinking is will it be noticeable that I've tried to manipulate them if i shave all body hair down to below 0.5"

Dont worry about it. The test proctor will be looking for that.

 

[gogogubari]

Wax everything then glue someone else's pubes under your arm.

 

[606onit]

Start your own business

 

[Gonzo]

This is a hilarious thread good luck breh. It is very hard to beat a hair test.

 

[N.J.stan]

Good luck breh

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Brazillian time breh.

 

[MMS]

so i went out and purchased baking soda, omni cleansing shampoo, 40 volume bleach, and some hood dark brown semi permanent hair dye

im gonna fry the fukk out my armpits brehs i will not lose

 

[MMS]

sidenote: I found a backdoor to get the results of my specimen and just got out of a 10 message back and forth email of me frauding pretending to be the representative from the lab testing office :cheff: needless to say they didnt buy it and now I look and sound like a maniac

 

[MMS]

Alright brehs its decision time

I havent heard nothing from the first test leading me to believe it was positive (it did go from Columbus GA to a lab in NY so it may still come tomorrow but i got to test tomorrow)

1. Shave armpits down to below 1" so its not long enough for a sample (mind you i have about 0.5" hair on my head and all other body hair is shaved or 0.75")

2. Go in and let them test my chemically fukked up pits

Ive done almost 15 various treatments now but even with that said, my gut says dont trust stoner forums or their broken logic

We conduct these tests at my job. Just shave EVERYWHERE. You don't have to shave your pubes though. Usually when people come in without enough hair we call HR and they authorize a urine test.

Edit: YOU said in here that in the event that a hair test cant be taken they may call HR and switch to Urinanalysis but the company paid for this test and sent me the whole packet. Given that I've accepted the offer and passed background checks etc whats the likelihood of them saying fukk MMS we'll go with candidate B at this time frame just because i failed to have long enough hair for this test(mind you Im supposed to start January 3rd and christmas is almost here)

Im slated to move to the new job next week, got an apartment already lined up. Got new furniture from my girls folks etc This shyt is god damn awful brehs

 

[MMS]

bump

 

[Gully Bull]

The streets are praying for you @MMS

 

[MMS]

Failed my first test brehs




















But I passed the real one
Full how to coming soon, should sticky this

 

[Gully Bull]

 

[MMS]

Don't do drugs maybe

YOU ARE fukkED!!!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE!

There is no way to beat a hair folicle test. That shyt goes back one whole year. It's the hardest test to beat, thus why corporations that pay well make you take the test

There is absolutely no way you can get around a hair test within that time frame. You're screwed.

you're fukked.

There are many place to remove hair.... and if you're a average black male, you don't have long enough hair on your head for testing, so what they'll do is take from your chest, arm or armpit hair.

STILL fukkED!

Even if this mfer passes this test he gon smoke his self stupid and get fired at a random drug screening

you are fukking screwed if they do a hair test breh. no way you can beat it

Feel for you breh, but there is no beating a hair test.

Don't smoke officer

It's over, b.

Come into the light...

Spoiler

go bald just to fail brehs.

Smoke weed and lose 6 figures a year brehs

pay to fail when you're gonna fail for free brehs.

 

[CoochieMane]

I pass my drug tests by not doing drugs or being around people while they do them.