Had a few drinks at the bar, but I was in the mood for something else. Went out for a cigarette, caught my bae for the night with one look.
She asked if I had a big dyck right away, I ignored everything, until we made our way to the park, It was a long walk, cold azz hell in the middle of February. She pulled out some crack, and we picked up some weed on way there. Once it kicked in, she was begging for some head. Started giving her head, and all the liquor came up, but that really got her going once I threw up all over he privates. Took two more hits, then we went in. We must have his about ten positions on the crass by the highway. Drugs were good.
The funny thing was when it was all said and done, she asked if I'd be around next weekend maybe we can get a hotel. That's the funny part, she thought were were friends all of a sudden. Also by she I mean this Dominican version of a black retired man I was lusting after but he wouldn't give it up as he said he was straight. This nygga dyck was huge, and after that first hit, he bent me over i took all ten inches like a pro. The other funny thing is that things got awkward when he kept on telling me to open my p*ssy up and using spit as lube, but didn't eat my a$$.
Hope dude got help, it's rough out there. Also, felt like killing him, because after I'd sleep with homeless men i'd become homicidal, so eventually i learned my lesson and stopped doing it.
i got funny stories for days about Harlem and Washington heights at 3 am. sometimes I miss those days.
