Shark attacks pro surfer during competition

[Ruck]

I use to spear dive a lot in Hawaii and I remeber seeing a tiger shark prolly 50 yards away from me on the coast of mai'ili. I fukking swam like Michael Phelps towards the shore and caught a major cramp in my calf halfway and I literally pissed myself in the water.

Holy fukk I'm so glad that shark didn't follow me cuz I was paddling with only my hands and kicking with one leg.

 

[Amphibious]

Don't quote me, fakkit.

Don't lie, then I won't have the urge to correct an automated dumb ass like yourself.

 

[Amphibious]

Was watching this shark week shyt with my 5 year old son and these fukks went in Shark infested waters in a cage and the Shark bullrush the cage and got stuck in there halfway with the observer. I mean the observer couldn't get out because he could get eaten and he had to lean in the cage a certain way to not get eaten, the observer was stuck. My son said they are stupid and I agreed. Just dumb shyt.

How are they stupid? They're doin research. So taking risks now is stupid?

 

[Leasy]

How are they stupid? They're doin research. So taking risks now is stupid?

Hell yeah in a cage not to withstand a damn shark charging. fukking idiots.

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

@ Whoever started playing the Jaws beat...

 

[Forlife44]

Don't lie, then I won't have the urge to correct an automated dumb ass like yourself.

i heard it too

 

[Stinky Diver]

Don't lie, then I won't have the urge to correct an automated dumb ass like yourself.

You nikkas must be deaf not to hear it...shyt starts 7 seconds in.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Don't quote me

i'll quote you whenever i want fakkit.

 

[Rigby.]

i'll quote you whenever i want fakkit.

I'm the fakkit but you trying to talk to another male who ignoring you

That sounds like some pretty gay shyt

 

[Flash Thunderton]

This dude gonna get major p*ssy for the rest of his life just off this one video

 

[Amphibious]

You nikkas must be deaf not to hear it...shyt starts 7 seconds in.

You clearly haven't seen Jaws liar. That's not its theme.

 

[Silkk]

How the fukk did he avoid getting ate

 

[tru_m.a.c]

that was probably the worse narration I've ever heard

 

[Higher Tech]

The broadcasters were super chill about it. "He's splashing in the water a bit." "He's out of there, his leash chewed a bit"

 

[LastManStanding]

dude could be the worst surfer in the competition, but it doesn't matter. he can play this shyt up for the rest of his life and have PAWGS lined up.