Shark eats Russian tourist in Egypt.

[CopiousX]

They’ll claim it was a Ukrainian shark

President Sharklinski strikes again

 

[GOAT]

Dude was swimming away slower than a motherfukker. fukk he thought he was gonna get away from? You got no business being that far off shore if you aint Michael Phelps-like with the speed

 

[ItsPeople]

They’ll claim it was a Ukrainian shark

 

[HipHopStan]

It’s like that damn fool that jumped off a cruise ship a week or two ago in the middle of the night thinking he would be funny and now they believe a shark got him. Stay at the pool, brehs & brehettes.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Seriously though buddy looked kinda far out. That shyt didn't look like a swimming area.

-My first thought was why the fukk is he so far from the boat?

 

[JackRoss]

-My first thought was why the fukk is he so far from the boat?

I'm angry and sad damn

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Sir ZDuke]

 

[50CentStan]

Damn. Sad af to watch that.

 

[Yaboysix]

Im ALWAYS down to see white folks get fukked up by wildlife.


Ain't nobody tell his Bytch ass to swim that far out...EVERYBODY know sharks bite you....in the ocean.

 

[DaPresident]

Rus-sian shark do do do dooo do doo do doo

 

[Gloxina]

Boat guy showing up at exactly the wrong time.



RIP. Also...all this time I thought Jaws was exaggerating the way an attack looks. Guess not lol.

Real talk the boat got out there literally after that joint swallowed him. Like wtf

 

[Gloxina]

Rus-sian shark do do do dooo do doo do doo

Too soon

 

[Gloxina]

Nah this is really terrible

 

[GunRanger]

i thought sharks don’t like the taste of humans and only “test” bite us typically..?

Bullshyt propaganda. Sharks will kill you