I remember back in training (many years ago) we had to wrestle with sharks in order to graduate to lethal weapon status. There was one shark, slightly smaller than the one in the op, that was crossing nikkas over like Allen Iverson did Jordan. When it came my turn, I spread my arms out like a messiah so he doesn’t know which way I’m gonna go. Shark froze. In that moment of does-not-compute, I slid right under and with just a pocket knife , I stabbed it straight in heart. Needless to say, the instructors daughter sucked me off.