Sharted while getting head last night.

[Orbital-Fetus]

I think they call this.... getting carried away

or "finishing what you sharted".

 

[hypo666]

I had that happen to me before,but I was sober and wasn't with a girl. Felt a fart come on , and them by stealth, my bowels opened and I shyt myself. Ruined a pair of jeans and underpants. Never again have I taken farting for granted , those who fart in public are taken risks they don't realise.

 

[Meadow]