She Asked Me If I Know How To Cook Oxtail... Your Thoughts

[Gunshi]

So there is a thick mature lady that works on campus here with me with a supa fat donk and a extra fat p*ssy from what i can see on the outside of her skin tight pants. The other day we was talking about food, places to get the best oxtail and how i always get oxtail from a certain spot in town. A co-worker of hers asked her to pickup some left over sandwhich from a dept on campus and when she got back she asked me if i wanted a sandwich, better yet, she urged me to take one. She then asked me what i like, ham or turkey, and i replied, i eat meat while glancing towards her supafat cameltoe, meaning it doesnt matter which one but something else on the flirtatious side aswell. So today i went back to the office, this lady knowing i dont know how to cook no damn oxtail asked me if i can cook oxtail and i casually replied no, my mom does, perhaps when she gets back from jamaica, ill keep you in mind... So as im walking away it hit me, she wanted me to come over and follow thru with that comment about eating meat....I guess i kinda blew it uh? How does one recover from such a fumble??? Cuz i swear, this lady ass so fat she waddles when she walks and she extra short ontop of that. now she aint no top notch coli dime but she something i wouldnt mind knocking off....

edit: please move to TLR... thanks!

 

[SheWantTheD]

What job you do on campus? You a student?

Keep it cool, maybe hang with her after work hours and tell her she should teach you how to make some oxtail.

Eat my brother

 

[keond]

OP, I thought you dated men?

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

She was asking you to cook it so she could share it with her girl friends and whatever dude she has coming over at night

 

[the cac mamba]

So there is a thick mature lady

 

[cjlaw93]

"I eat MEAT "

 

[KravenMorehead™]

She then asked me what i like, ham or turkey, and i replied, "i eat meat" while glancing...

jesus

 

[Gunshi]

She was asking you to cook it so she could share it with her girl friends and whatever dude she has coming over at night

more like she wanted me to in dem pants and well having a nikka like .....Im gonna low key follow thru though... find out how fat that thing really is

 

[Remote]

getting good oxtail is difficult.

I usually go to Spanish Harlem to buy it

 

[TRFG]

"I eat MEAT "

Ole boy put a lot of emphasis into it too

 

[XII]

OP, I thought you dated men?

This nikka runs a tranny dating site

He no joke calls himself The Tranny Crusha

Again, that's not a joke. This is what he's chosen to call himself

Harlem rolling over in it's grave right now