She didnt tell me she had a 22 year old son

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I met this 39 year old woman off of okcupid and she is :banderas:. Been kicking it with her for about 5 weeks now. Early today I went over to her house for dinner and just to get out the city for a min. Real nice dinner, watch netflix. Had some :ehh: sex, I mean she enjoyed it more than I did, older women so used to getting that old dikk. They dont know how to act with new blood :yes:

So afterwards we had some beer and she was telling about her husband having an affair etc and out of no where her son pulls up. Had to be like 6'2 200 and something pounds. :beli: this bytch done got me about to fight. He sees me with the :wtf: face and he had the :birdman:. Im sizing him up about to bang out, turns out this nikka is gay :heh: and was giving his moms props on the sneak tip :dwillhuh:

:whew: I was drained from that nut, I had no gas brehs. :lawd: thank god
 

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Turns out the gay dude was friends with 5 video hoes and y'all ended up just chilling at the moms house and poppin bottles all night huh?



Huh?
 

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I met this 39 year old woman off of okcupid and she is :banderas:. Been kicking it with her for about 5 weeks now. Early today I went over to her house for dinner and just to get out the city for a min. Real nice dinner, watch netflix. Had some :ehh: sex, I mean she enjoyed it more than I did, older women so used to getting that old dikk. They dont know how to act with new blood :yes:

So afterwards we had some beer and she was telling about her husband having an affair etc and out of no where her son pulls up. Had to be like 6'2 200 and something pounds. :beli: this bytch done got me about to fight. He sees me with the :wtf: face and he had the :birdman:. Im sizing him up about to bang out, turns out this nikka is gay :heh: and was giving his moms props on the sneak tip :dwillhuh:

:whew: I was drained from that nut, I had no gas brehs. :lawd: thank god

You had sex?:ohhh:
with a woman?:krs:

That's awesome :obama:
 
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