She fell down at age 27 and got back up aged 56

[Uachet]

That is either A.I. or witchery. I have no clue which.

 

[jdubnyce]

Embarrassing

 

[RhodyRum]

I legit clicked on this thread expecting an inspirational story about a sista who's successful life got derailed at 27 but through sheer determination, will, and diligence was able to put the pieces back together 29 years later...

Not this shıt!

Spoiler: Btw...

This is why I only date women who can grow luscious locks of all textures naturally

 

[King Poetic]

Its a wrap for unmarried Late Born Boomers and Gen X ladies

probably 1% might get lucky but the other 99% theres no hope.. just look forward for smash and dash

 

[General Mills]

Why did she take 84.9 business seconds to fall

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

You see that. Fat chicks get married every day.

 

[DaPresident]

Gotta spend a couple more dollars on a better wig sis. Them ones that don’t move

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Even gravity told her she remaining single.

 

[Gloxina]

Gotta spend a couple more dollars on a better wig sis. Them ones that don’t move

Sir

 

[PatCake]

She's still better than that whale the breh just married

 

[The Pledge]

She got up looking like the Chicago mayor Lori Littlefoot or whatever

Her hairline

 

[The Phoenix]

Ole hoe hit the ground like Peter Griffin.

This is why the Honorable Elijah Kevin Gates does not date washed up old hoes.

 

[desjardins]

That Eddie Munster hairline is wild

 

[Nabs]

 

[Shadow]

I hear the scooby doo running wind up sound for some reason, lol

I was just thinking about that!