she is 23... I lied and told her I'm 27

[Michael's Black Son]

You have so much to prove, it's pathetic. Your lips are still dry as fukk and your fingers look like sausage links. Goodnight.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Poitier]

fight me

 

[Fefe]

i dealt wit a few of em when i was in hargeisa. Just off your accent, you will get a few and its up to you from then on out.

I was in da uk for only 3 nights and was wit my old man, so i cudn't do shyt...but believe me...be a calm, cool and collected nikka from across da atlantic, and da hoes gonne do ALL the work.

Hargeisa nikkas sound very soft, breh
i have a qaldaan accent too but let's not tell lies up in here

also i'mma need you, @brokewave iyo @malcolmxxx_45 inaa ii rep gareysaan because madoowgan got me messed up

 

[Fefe]

what about the shisha pipe?

arabs have no game whatsoever. they're on some weak ass cassanova stuff. they're the type to buy you a diamond ring and beat you on your first date. you can keep your sisha pipe tucked. the only somali girls looking for that bleach their skin.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

arabs have no game whatsoever. they're on some weak ass cassanova stuff. they're the type to buy you a diamond ring and beat you on your first date. you can keep your sisha pipe tucked. the only somali girls looking for that bleach their skin.

The moment they catch u looking at another dude

Body bags

Arab dudes are the biggest SIMPs

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Ohh and after she refused to smash she threw me in the bushes

Ohh well

 

[Fefe]

The moment they catch u looking at another dude

Body bags

Arab dudes are the biggest SIMPs

not to mention how they think it's cool to say shyt about other africans/black people and then be like, "but not somalis! not you guys!" i think it would be too skressful tryna groom an arab dude into a normal dude.

 

[BocaRear]

arabs have no game whatsoever. they're on some weak ass cassanova stuff. they're the type to buy you a diamond ring and beat you on your first date. you can keep your sisha pipe tucked. the only somali girls looking for that bleach their skin.

dat diana

dat bleached xalimo have a nikka like

 

[Fefe]

dat diana

dat bleached xalimo have a nikka like

i know a girl they call 2 shadez. half her face is mo farah's complexion. the other half is grey. the struggle is real for those girls.

 

[BocaRear]

i know a girl they call 2 shadez. half her face is mo farah's complexion. the other half is grey. the struggle is real for those girls.

what her caanjero like tho?

 

[Fefe]

what her caanjero like tho?

lol i don't eat stranger canjeero. i only break laxoox with non-diana fiends.

 

[BocaRear]

lol i don't eat stranger canjeero. i only break laxoox with non-diana fiends.

not every somali girl's blessed with them arab genetics :jrdncac:

 

[Fefe]

not every somali girl's blessed with them arab genetics :jrdncac:

lmao

are you somali horta? if so hallo (strained long distance voice).

 

[BocaRear]

lmao

are you somali horta? if so hallo (strained long distance voice).

xaalo

xaax, faarax checking in

 

[Fefe]

xaalo

xaax, faarax checking in

calling anyone xaax is so corny