i had the best april fools day joke once. shyt took months of advanced preparation. started marinating that shyt in january by casually telling my homegirl in passing that i got a letter from immigration. then a few weeks later told her there was a problem with my greencard and i had an appointment march 31st to bring proof. she spread it and told ppl like i knew she would. i acted like it was nothing and then march 31st went on my "appointment" and didnt sign on til the next day. then i rushed a quick goodbye to her saying i was getting deported back to DR cause i was here illegally

she even cried.