Sheep carrying the weight of the world finally gets relieved

CopiousX

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He probably didnt even care. Now he gotta show up to the barn with no swag. Lost all his icebreakers with the sheep chicks and now he's just another number. It is what it is at least his saggy ass skin can breathe now.
I lowkey think the best bar convo you could with sheepettes starts with "guess what guys? You wanna Know what i learned when i lived with my eyes closed for 2 years?" :youngsabo:
 

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Wait so are they any wild sheep ?

if so do they just die with overgrown wool.....
perhaps sheep where designed to cloth humans....




maybe there is a God :jbhmm: or not :manny:



probably aint none of them abrahamic ones though :mjpls: can't even enjoy lobster....
Humans selectively bred these sheep to produce more wool than nature intended
 

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Wait, so before humans sheep just died under their own weight?
Just like Chickens are waay bigger than the Jungle fowl that they come from I assume that Sheep are genetically modified to grow that much wool.

You don't see Big Horn sheep in the wild needing to be sheared.
 
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