Shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet: The Official "The Wire" quotables thread

[Young Bishop]

Security Guard: Look, I told you I ain't stepping to. I ain't disrespecting you, son.
Marlo Stanfield: You want it to be one way.
Security Guard: What?
Marlo Stanfield: You want it to be one way.
Security Guard: Man, I don't want it to be --
Marlo Stanfield: You want it to be one way.
Security Guard: [losing temper] Man, stop --
[pulls himself together]
Security Guard: Stop saying that.
Marlo Stanfield: But it's the other way.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Omar: "All in the game yo... all in the game... for sho'!"

 

[Turbulent]

- Hey Snoop i've seen your sister in my class
-nikkas is you high??

 

[thatsright]

Valchek: If he wants to piss his career away in your unit, I could give a hairy ass fukk.

The Greek: Lambs go to slaughter, a man, he learns when to walk away

Season 2 is underrated

 

[Ice Cold]

Classic thread already

 

[I Lord Justice]

brother mouzone: You know what the most dangerous thing in America is, right? ****** with a library card.

 

[jackswstd]

McNulty- did I do?

 

[Chief]

Proposition Joe: I heard your end would be covering my fee.
Stringer Bell: Your fee?
Proposition Joe: Yeah, I'm like a marriage counselor. Tell the man he oughta bring the bytch some flowers every once in a while. Tell the bytch she gotta suck some cock every once in a while. That sort of shyt.
[Omar arrives]
Proposition Joe: Speaking of cocksuckers...
[to Omar]
Proposition Joe: I'm Proposition Joe. You fukk with me, I'll kill your whole family.

 

[Tryna Makit]

Marlo: "Price of the brick goin up"
The co-op: Again?!!

 

[Texas2step]

Can somebody explain to me what is so great about "Nice dolphin nikka" line?

 

[Black Ball]

Can somebody explain to me what is so great about "Nice dolphin nikka" line?

Come on man, shyt is comedy. These supposed to be stone cold killers holding down they soil, and this lil nikka on the turf holdig a cute ass stuffed animal.

It's a sonning homie.

 

[Food Mane]

Stringer: That's the faucet?

Clay: As far as Federal money's concerned he's everything. The faucet, the goose.

Stringer: What goose?

Clay: The one that lays them golden eggs

 

[the cac mamba]

levy : u need to clean up the loose ends. less i hear, the better

phelan: are u jesus christ come back to earth? bird: uhmmm..

 

[Blankthawtz]

Stringer Bell: "well giton widit mothfa......"

 

[R=G]

Omar: "All in the game yo... all in the game... for sho'!"

Omar on the stand having the lawyer shook was pretty hilarious overall