I bought my Wife two pairs of Christian Louboutin back in ‘18.

Red Bottoms were a thing and I thought she would look sexy in them. Ask me how many times she has worn them.

Twice and I think she hasn’t worn one of the pair.

Never again. She bought me some Gucci loafers and a belt. I rock the belt 8 times a year and the loafers once a month.
I’m not built for good shyt. Ask me how many times I’ve cleaned my shoes. Before her, I had five pairs of shoes. Four casual and one for working out. Our first date I had some dirty white Aldo’s on. I think the dirt is character. She still talks shyt about them shoes to this day. She say only Haitians wear white shoes (she’s from Miami).

I’d rock them right now if I had them. It’s the Belizean blood in me.