"Short Guys Dont Make Me Feel Protected"

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Men should start making anti fat women videos

no. not anti fat videos. but anti-no-ass videos.

i was watching an episode of shark tank not too long ago and i heard barbara blurt to damon that "but you're short" as a way to shut him up in an argument that was completely unrelated to height. it was such an unnecessary diss that everyone was like "oooooooooh she went there". and damon just kept quiet. i mean, there was nothing he can do especially on national television. that diss was very potent and unecessary. but it got me thinking. what if damon said "ok, yeah, i'm short. but ur shapeless and u got no ass".

my advice to guys is, when u come across women who mention ur height as a disadvantage, they better be a dime themselves because if they're not, feel more than free to call out any deficiency. cant nobody say sh1t. if u think calling a short dude short is just a matter of fact, then, its a matter of fact u got no ass. this kiinda of comeback is necessary to keep these women in check.
 

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:mjlol:

You gon' get dropped as soon as she get a 5'9+ nikka with "confidence" that'll put up with her and got just as much bread as you. Probably less, because he'll be taller. Tall nikkas are confident by default, the presence gives it off already.

She prolly got him on deck already.
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Blow it out while you can young blood. :lolbron:

Shut your cornball azz up.

You ain't that confident if you gotta attack his self-esteem to make yourself feel like you winning out here. I bet you fukkin with real weak bytches too. You aint hit a certified dime in your life. If you was you wouldn't feel the need to tear nobody down. Throwing all that salt at homie for nothing. Only lames do that.
 

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My .40 is smaller than me, but I still feel protected :yeshrug:

my .380 is the bytch that's always by my side.
and she don't talk unless I tell her.
:myman:

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:yeshrug:Nothing wrong with being a short guy, in fact it makes conversation with people more lively if they are taller. The jokes are better.

On my end, im 5'7 and 180ish pounds of flex-action:takedat: If I can't kill em with charisma and cordiality, I can kill him with karate.

A tall opponent makes for a bruised kneecap:demonic:
 

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That Jnice chick got some dsls. Would blast off in her cheeks :ehh:

*sees titles of related videos*

wait a second :huhldup:
 

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im short. im ugly. im broke.
I LOST IN LIFE.:sadbron:
im doing my best in life so i can get to HEAVEN and fukk that nikka HEYSUS up.
 

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6'4 checking in :sas1:

Short dudes talking about how they can beat up tall dudes :mjlol:


That's not what this is about. If they kept it 100 they would've simply said tall dudes can give me tall offspring. Also they like to feel smaller than their man because they like being dominated. Then of course there is the aesthetic of it which they kind of touched on, being out in public with a guy shorter than themselves is likely kind of embarrassing. Just like I'm sure you dudes don't want to be seen with a woman who WEIGHS more than you. :yeshrug:
 

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Short girls:blessed:
Tall girls:takedat:

I'm 5'9'' but it seems girls my height be givin me the:mjpls::usure: though

I always thought that would make us the best match:mjcry:
 

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Then of course there is the aesthetic of it which they kind of touched on, being out in public with a guy shorter than themselves is likely kind of embarrassing. Just like I'm sure you dudes don't want to be seen with a woman who WEIGHS more than you. :yeshrug:
:usure:
Da fukk I look like checkin up on a bytches stats? This ain't the nfl combine if she look right ,she look right:shaq:
 
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