Shorty pulled the "phone trick" (serious topic)

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so last week I met a chick who works at a hospital :myman:

I was there for some clinic work (:whoa:) and shorty was giving me them "I'm in a relationship but my man ain't hittin it" eyes :blessed:

I chopped it up with her real quick and got her number.

I'll speed up for you brehs

So we went to Chilis because had a coupon that could be combined with any in store offers...so shyt, what's really good? We had a couple of them cheap ass margaritas. I never remember what women order food wise because I'm too busy grubbin...but she ordered the ribs and sucked all the meat off the bone while maintaining eye contact on some :shaq:

Long story short. I dropped her off because one of my main chicks hit me and this was just a new thang:

She started hitting the :sadcam: because I knew shorty was really after some dyck.

As soon as I got about a block away, I hear a buzzing... she left her phone in my car and was calling it from the computer...

I answered :yeshrug:

"TL...can you please bring up my phone"

got upstairs and she had nothing on but a t shirt (and them little hershey's kisses were poppin :banderas:) and a smile.

She said "I need it rough...you gonna need to force it on me"

:wow:

When I left though I saw a picture of her and some dude on the table...but guessing by the cheapness of the frame and the platonic look on her face, I think it might've been her cousin or something :patrice:



TLDR:

I met a freak and took her out, didn't go upstairs so she left her phone in my car and called it... ultimately

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TLDR at the bottom

so last week I met a chick who works at a hospital :myman:

I was there for some clinic work (:whoa:) and shorty was giving me them "I'm in a relationship but my man ain't hittin it" eyes :blessed:

I chopped it up with her real quick and got her number.

I'll speed up for you brehs

So we went to Chilis because had a coupon that could be combined with any in store offers...so shyt, what's really good? We had a couple of them cheap ass margaritas. I never remember what women order food wise because I'm too busy grubbin...but she ordered the ribs and sucked all the meat off the bone while maintaining eye contact on some :shaq:

Long story short. I dropped her off because one of my main chicks hit me and this was just a new thang:

She started hitting the :sadcam: because I knew shorty was really after some dyck.

As soon as I got about a block away, I hear a buzzing... she left her phone in my car and was calling it from the computer...

I answered :yeshrug:

"TL...can you please bring up my phone"

got upstairs and she had nothing on but a t shirt (and them little hershey's kisses were poppin :banderas:) and a smile.

She said "I need it rough...you gonna need to force it on me"

:wow:

When I left though I saw a picture of her and some dude on the table...but guessing by the cheapness of the frame and the platonic look on her face, I think it might've been her cousin or something :patrice:



TLDR:

I met a freak and took her out, didn't go upstairs so she left her phone in my car and called it... ultimately

tenor.gif

got it the first night

dudes who wait got no @heart
 
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