i get a text from a chic who's guts i used to pummel, asking me to come over,
and when i told her i was seriously seeing someone now......she ignored my texts after that. i shouldn't be fazed, but this right here really got me feeling like a hurt man b***h, bruhs.
let me give y'all a little back story:
i went to high school with this girl, and crushed on her hard back then. we always kept in touch over the years, but never conjoined genitals until after i got out of a long relationship, and even then it was only on a rebound tip.............well at least for me. she had other ideas.


over the years, she had feelings for me also, but i was too much of a square where as she loved professional athletic bad boy types. she didn't begin to appreciate me until after them dudes ran her through and she saw they were only about treating her like s**t.
fast forward to this past summer, i hit her up on fb after i heard she collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital for organ failure. i felt bad for her and was concerned like there was no time lost between us. we got to the point where we talked everyday. i let her know from the jump that i was only hitting up an old friend and not trying to smash her cause of my ex situation. she pretended to be down, but them scheming wheels of hers began to turn.
conversation quickly turned from platonic friendship, to something you'd hear after calling up one of them late night 1-900 numbers. once she left the hospital, she invited me over for netflix and chill one night, but i stood her up because i knew she was going to try me. she called me up the next day crying and saying all she wanted to do was hang out because she's stuck in the house and she just wanted to spend time with a friend.
knowing i was the good guy, and i had never been able to say no to her in the past, she knew she had me. so anyway, i apologized and told her i'd hang with her the next weekend. the whole time i'm putting off giving her the dikk, my dumbass is trying to get back with my ex. i knew if i went over to this girl's crib, she'd try me and that was that.
...so i go over the next week and sure enough she throws it at your boy.

that squishy temptress put it on me and i gave in. long story short, we smash buddy it up for the better part of three months until she tried to get serious with me. 


the sex was totally out of this world, but i realized we were totally not compatible. i had to cut her off after her antics became too much, but i kept her number for random periodic "hey, how's your health going?" texts.
today, i call myself texting her happy holidays, and she wrote back, but then wanted to know what i was doing tonight. ...told her chillin at my mom's, and she straight up ask if i want to have sex.....just like that.


i'm like, are you kidding me right now. i'm with my fam, i haven't seen, talked to or tampered with that box in months, and i'm in a serious relationship now. thanks for the offer, but i have to decline.
i went on the ask about her fam and her health and she ignored me.

my only crime is caring too much.
sorry about the long read. merry 25th of the december y'all
and when i told her i was seriously seeing someone now......she ignored my texts after that. i shouldn't be fazed, but this right here really got me feeling like a hurt man b***h, bruhs.

let me give y'all a little back story:
i went to high school with this girl, and crushed on her hard back then. we always kept in touch over the years, but never conjoined genitals until after i got out of a long relationship, and even then it was only on a rebound tip.............well at least for me. she had other ideas.



over the years, she had feelings for me also, but i was too much of a square where as she loved professional athletic bad boy types. she didn't begin to appreciate me until after them dudes ran her through and she saw they were only about treating her like s**t.
fast forward to this past summer, i hit her up on fb after i heard she collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital for organ failure. i felt bad for her and was concerned like there was no time lost between us. we got to the point where we talked everyday. i let her know from the jump that i was only hitting up an old friend and not trying to smash her cause of my ex situation. she pretended to be down, but them scheming wheels of hers began to turn.
conversation quickly turned from platonic friendship, to something you'd hear after calling up one of them late night 1-900 numbers. once she left the hospital, she invited me over for netflix and chill one night, but i stood her up because i knew she was going to try me. she called me up the next day crying and saying all she wanted to do was hang out because she's stuck in the house and she just wanted to spend time with a friend.
knowing i was the good guy, and i had never been able to say no to her in the past, she knew she had me. so anyway, i apologized and told her i'd hang with her the next weekend. the whole time i'm putting off giving her the dikk, my dumbass is trying to get back with my ex. i knew if i went over to this girl's crib, she'd try me and that was that.
...so i go over the next week and sure enough she throws it at your boy.






the sex was totally out of this world, but i realized we were totally not compatible. i had to cut her off after her antics became too much, but i kept her number for random periodic "hey, how's your health going?" texts.
today, i call myself texting her happy holidays, and she wrote back, but then wanted to know what i was doing tonight. ...told her chillin at my mom's, and she straight up ask if i want to have sex.....just like that.



i went on the ask about her fam and her health and she ignored me.



sorry about the long read. merry 25th of the december y'all