shot down a booty call and got ignored

Strawberry

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Like I read your post, don't quote me again.

You're a dumb bytch with nothing good to say like your alter ego @bcrusaderw

I'm gonna put your stupid ass on ignore. :blessed:

Merry Christmas!

:myman:

:what::what::what: i drew on the girl's face, you can't see anything but her four head and mouth.

...getting trolled by two cats who ain't contributed to the thread. i never tried to convince either one of y'all that she could compete with the dime pieces......excuse my ignorance.....quarters that y'all run with. feel free to post up them pics bruhs. i'll wait...

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You gonna be waitin a while...

Most of these posters are virgins. I estimate over half of the users on the Coli are virgins. Many are ugly and fat and still think they have a right to insult the looks of others.

:wtf: :mindblown: :mjlol:

Ain't nobody running with quarters out here and I bet most that have been graced by the presence of a dime were paying for it

:umad:


Imagine @Art Barr and @Strawberry having a conversation:damn:





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It's more realistic that I would have a conversation with @General Mills

:umad:

I bet we could exchange wild stories for days!

:russ:



fukk that washed up old man @Art Barr :camby:

I've always tolerated him and been nice and one day he decided to jump on the bandwagon of my haters and start insulting me as if he was something special

:mjlol:

fukkin old crusty loser seeking approval from a bunch of 18 year old virgins on the Internet
:mjlol:

Insulting others to feel better about himself
:mjlol:

50 & dissing girls half his age on the internet
:mjlol:

Merry Christmas @Art Barr you stupid old a$$hole


@ChiefQueen will never post pics just like all the girls who say they can dance better than me won't post a video of them dancing.

Everyone's brave enough to talk some shyt but nobody has the balls to post a pic of their face let alone a video. :francis:
 

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It's actually kinda funny cuz the first time we hung out I was drinkin & smokin weed with both of them & I remember trying to decide who was more attractive cuz his half brother is fly, has hella swag & is just sexy.

I was so pissed about losing this awesome D that I texted his bro. His bro was like :patrice:Why are you textin me?

So I told him that his brother told me he was DTF & he was straight :gladbron:

Lmao if you were upset he didn't wanna smash u no more, you caught feelings, plain and simple. Ain't no lifetime guarantees on FWB contracts :mjlol:




And story sounds like it didn't get weird...He was trying to push you off to his "half" :mjpls: brother as a test. Once you fukk the homie, you're that much closer to him coming in and saying "that wasn't so bad, was it?...now you ready to make this money?" Lol. You green as fukk, shorty. :mjlol:
 

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@ChiefQueen will never post pics just like all the girls who say they can dance better than me won't post a video of them dancing.

Everyone's brave enough to talk some shyt but nobody has the balls to post a pic of their face let alone a video. :francis:
word, my rule of thumb, is every chick on the internet is an overweight cake face troll until proven otherwise. :manny:
 

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Lmao if you were upset he didn't wanna smash u no more, you caught feelings, plain and simple. Ain't no lifetime guarantees on FWB contracts :mjlol:




And story sounds like it didn't get weird...He was trying to push you off to his "half" :mjpls: brother as a test. Once you fukk the homie, you're that much closer to him coming in and saying "that wasn't so bad, was it?...now you ready to make this money?" Lol. You green as fukk, shorty. :mjlol:

Nah I never caught feelings, trust. When I catch feelings I cry like a baby.

Didn't shed a tear but just felt a disappointment knowing the D that I treasured was gone.

He's been callin me back and tryin to hook up again for months and I mostly just ignore him :ehh:

If I caught feelings, I wouldn't be able to ignore him.

:umad:

His brother wanted to fukk me since we met, I could tell. Used to ask me all kinds of sexually suggestive questions & asked me to show him if I could put my legs behind my head once and I did it

:dead:

It was more like "I don't wanna fukk you RN, so ask my bro cuz he's DTF".

And then he changed his mind in a week or 2

:russ:

This p*ssy keeps em comin back
:blessed:
 
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Wonder why cac women always trying to convince everyone how much black men love their p*ssy :sas2:

Writing dissertations and shyt :bryan:
 
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this happened to me before

I told the story on here before

I was actually there at her house tho, she came to the door in boyshorts and lil tiny tshirt

asked me what I would do if she came onto me right there

I tried to do the right thing (I was in a relationship and so was she) so I told her I wouldn't do anything





hit her up a few months after that to tell her happy bday... I thought me and this chic were really friends

she straight :camby: like she ain't even know me











that was a couple yrs ago.... she hit me up last week, telling me how sexy I sound on the phone, telling me that it's raining outside so I know it's wet... and tellin me she need me to come over and fix her computer :dame:
 

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You are in a relationship, KIM. No saying you can't have women friends but if this is the type of person she is most def she is doing you a favor.
 
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