Should Homer have smashed Lurleen?

[Big Jo]

piff thread

 

[Tommy Fits]

Nah Homer did the right thing. Look at all the bull shyt Marge puts up with when dealing with Homer. Mindy and Laureen never saw the bad side of Homer. Women that are willing to destroy a family wouldn't put up with homers shyt. They would leave and Homer would have nothing.

Plus everyone knows Marge is a dynamo in the sack.

 

[feelosofer]

So we're just gonna act like Homer hasn't done dozens of stupid things over the years, Marge might be a bit of a nag, but she's a Saint to put up with his fukkery day in and day out, like there's gonna be a big market for a 40 year old obese, severe alcoholic with an average 9-5 and a 9th grade education.

 

[NYC Rebel]

Mindy woulda got the D no question. Hourglass figure and loved to eat just as much as Homer. Not always nagging like that blue-haired carpet cleaner.

Lol look how happy he is.

I swear Marge Simpson is based off of Florida Evans

 

[AntLive1981]

TV sitcom husbands never knock off other bytches!

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The real question is...what would have happened to the show if they did make homer cheat?. How much backlash would it have gotten to promote infidelity. I wouldn't give a fukk. Would've been a risky move but one they couldn't afford to test. Instead they flirted with it...

 

[duckbutta]

We goona pretend like Marge with her hair down isn't one of the baddest ever

 

[Ku$h Parker]

TV sitcom husbands never knock off other bytches!

I remember Al Bundy having a chance to Cheat but he didnt take it either.....

 

[DaylitoJames]

I remember when Marge almost cheated with that Jaq guy when Homer gave her a bowling ball for her birthday... in retrospect Homer and Marge should have became swingers or just had an open relationship, they seem like they both would be happy if they had other people in their relationship while Flanders condemmed the both to hell.

 

[NSSVO]

Glad Homer didnt smash. He's married with kids,What's wrong with y'all.

 

[Brofato]

There's an episode called "Three Gays of the Condo" which fired on all cylinders for me.

Homer could've smashed a gay dude but he jumped out of the window.

I think the thing is, especially highligted by that episode, that even though Marge and Homer have been through a lot and resent each other for a few things they still love each other wholeheartedly.

 

[newworldafro]

I respect Homer, I mean he fuucks up all kinds of donut holes. Yet, he's exclusive to his wife's donut hole.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Mindy woulda got the D no question. Hourglass figure and loved to eat just as much as Homer. Not always nagging like that blue-haired carpet cleaner.

Lol look how happy he is.

I woulda beat the dust off of that.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

marge when she got them breast implants lol

but homer should smashed mindy, no questions asked

 

[MartyMcFly]

Let that man stay married with three kids you nikkas is cold blooded. geez. Everybody is either Don Draper or a simp