should i get a fleshlight

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naw, walk up to a few women and just ask them their names. give them your number and see who calls.
they never call :mjcry:

I know those feels bro...I don't get any either
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But don't buy a fleshlight....buying a fleshlight is like basically giving up. After awhile you not even gonna try to get real p*ssy, you just gonna be buying other fleshlights shaped after various porn women, giving them name's and shyt. Buying a fleshlight is essentially the first step down the road of becoming a sociopath.
i mean have you seen those silicon ass models
 

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Just use your hand, can you imagine the maintenance on a damn fleshlight :scust:
I use mine daily, I just rinse it with hot water once or twice a week :manny:

It didnt smell too good when i first got it though :gag:
 

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i mean women have vibrators you know

i get/am lonely


edit: and if i just wanna take my masturbation sessions to the next level you know
hit my spots and shyt
Do it. All you want is to cum, then do it. It's cheaper than faking the funk getting into relationships you don't really want to be in, and you won't go broke making child support payments. As soon as real doll comes out with a realistic animatronic version for less than $100, it's a wrap for the 'dating' scene. Add some AI, and the Cherry 2000 generation will think that the current 'internet is for porn/schoolteachersex' generation had it hard.

If you want to learn how to be social, that's different.
 

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If you don't use it you lose it. Spend your entire youth jacking off and using fleshlights. If you ever do get a bytch in bed you won't know what to do.

Go get some real p*ssy breh. No reason any man shouldn't have multiple females in his rotation. Not saying you gon pull multiple bad females over night, but i bet if you went out tonight and actually put in some effort you could get a few numbers.
 

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Breh.... get a jumpoff, you text her you on the way. She text back bring some rillos. You swing by corner store grab 2 packs 99cent each. $2....

On some occurrences you may need to bring the weed, or a $10 bottle of drink.

It aint hard man.
 

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Do it. All you want is to cum, then do it. It's cheaper than faking the funk getting into relationships you don't really want to be in, and you won't go broke making child support payments. As soon as real doll comes out with a realistic animatronic version for less than $100, it's a wrap for the 'dating' scene. Add some AI, and the Cherry 2000 generation will think that the current 'internet is for porn/schoolteachersex' generation had it hard.

If you want to learn how to be social, that's different.
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i know how to be social, errybody hate me tho
 

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Breh.... get a jumpoff, you text her you on the way. She text back bring some rillos. You swing by corner store grab 2 packs 99cent each. $2....

On some occurrences you may need to bring the weed, or a $10 bottle of drink.

It aint hard man.
you guys are making the mistake that i am somewhat attractive

or likeable
 
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