should i get a fleshlight

[Kalik]

you guys are making the mistake that i am somewhat attractive

Doesn't matter bruh, you wanna watch a movie and jack off or be in the movie fukkin.
Holla at ugly chicks with bangin bodies, or a single mom of 3 kids. You only coming thru twice a week for maybe 2 hours.
Momma need company too.

Oh yeah get that big bottle of Barefoot Moscato $9.99 at CVS.

After a few months, you gonna have this shyt on auto-pilot after the NBA game over or NFL game...

She gonna have a styrofoam plate of food waiting too, if you good.

 

[Alexander The Great]

this is one of the times I wish we could had access to old sohh threads....the one about someone buying a used fleshlight

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Flesh light? Just stop beating off breh, you'll build up that male energy to actually get some real punani. How you gonna get that urge to get a real woman if u walking around with your balls drained and dikk bruised from abuse?

 

[HideoKojima]

get that fleshlight if you want it. no judge. none at all. if feminists can carry big black 8inch dildos, so can you. well not dildos but a flesh light.

 

[Malta]

@winb83 drop that classic Sohh review.

 

[Big Boda]

Listen breh you will be no type of boss using seed wasting devices. You said females have vibrators but thats the thing you'll be walking around with estrogen after wasting up your manhood energy on a toy. Things are getting bad by the day and pretty soon the test to see who gonna man up or fold is gonna happen. The losing team is gonna be the ones who have no balls to face adversity.

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

get the Tenga breh. it's not a p*ssy substitute but it's a great masturbatory tool

 

[Grifter]

Do you have a certain model in mind?

 

[Citi Trends]

Flesh light? Just stop beating off breh, you'll build up that male energy to actually get some real punani. How you gonna get that urge to get a real woman if u walking around with your balls drained and dikk bruised from abuse?

what you talking about bruh I beat off like once every few days
this more about no one actually wanting me anywhere near them

 

[Citi Trends]

I just got back home and one girl just threw my change back at me in the store and the other didn't even look at me

I'm busted bruh
I'm so lonely

 

[TwistedMetal]

its real out chea

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

fleshilight on ebay = $20
backpage = $80 for 30 minutes
Taking a girl out on a date = $200

pick your choice OP

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I got about 4 fleshlights by the way, im going to try and collect them all like some yugioh cards and create the best deck to become world champion after beating joey the 3rd wheeler

 

[ch15x]

Backpage it...

 

[BoogieDown23]

I got about 4 fleshlights by the way, im going to try and collect them all like some yugioh cards and create the best deck to become world champion after beating joey the 3rd wheeler