should i get a fleshlight

Uncle Kingpin

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what you talking about bruh I beat off like once every few days
this more about no one actually wanting me anywhere near them
:sas1:Do you bathe daily and use deodorant? Brush your teeth three times a day? Are you wearing clean clothes and clean shoes? That's enough to at least get you a fat girl with low self esteem.
 

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listen to this advice:

you don't have to resort to that
I am guessing you are in your 20's, maybe 30's
here is what you do to get some fukking buns

holla @ 10 girls a day, it doesn't even matter where but make sure they are women you don't know at all
first few days it doesn't even have to be trying to bag shyt, just say hi how are you, maybe they'll engage, most likely they won't but keep doing that for a few days
then after you get a little comfortable with that then do the same exact thing but try to build a convo, it could be about anything man, just aim for those digits
you keep doing this it don't matter how many misses you get because you are guaranteed to at least have a few hits

so now at this point, you don't take her out for $200 dates, breh
just invite her to get some coffee at the coffee shop
talk a little get to know each other
then next time plan to go for a walk or do somethign creative where you dont' have to spend money

now if you have your own crib you invite her over, she might want to smash, you make the move, don't wait for her to do it cuz 95% of girls don't make the move first

now if you don't have your own crib you try to go to her crib

now if you both can't do anything at the crib you could find a cheap ass motel or google sex in public spaces

good luck, just talk to mad girls everyday b, that's all there is to it. shyt should be like clockwork soon
 

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:sas1:Do you bathe daily and use deodorant? Brush your teeth three times a day? Are you wearing clean clothes and clean shoes? That's enough to at least get you a fat girl with low self esteem.
those and thots are my worst enemies smh
i walk in and they start clowning me

but yeah im clean and dress pretty clean and unique for my area(not high fashion or nothing, just dope shyt)
 

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So, getting p*ssy is unrealistic?

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nikka with the part in his head :russ: :laff:
 
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