Should my homie feel offended?

beenz

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So, we were all over his house, playin cards, drinkin, etc.

Well, his wife's gay cousin came to stay a couple days. My homie says "I got this upcoming monday off. His wife told her gay cousin, "oh, when I leave for work monday morning, u gotta leave too intil i get off." He was like "why?". Then she said "I dont want yall in this house alone while im not here." She was dead serious too.

That would piss me off. You gon diss me like that in front of company, implying i would get sexual with a man:what:

:mjlol:

where do you come up with all these :duck: after all these years.
 

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She's just protecting her investment.
My wife would do the same, but trust...I wouldn't and she wouldn't invite no gay ass relative to stay at our house.
Just like you wouldn't want some lesbian stayin around your wife scopin her out & tryna turn her out....she don't want some fakkit hanging around her husband staring at him, catching him in the shower and tryna turn him out.

Real couples protect each other.
:stopitslime:

EDIT: Just read up on how suspect dude is anyway...
Okay, homeboi wife ain't tryna catch an STD.
:russ:
That's real talk. My wife in the future won't have to worry about that though, if some dude tries some sexual shyt on me we gon be throwing hands.

But i don't know about western women. Too many of them out here have done some lesbian shyt like kiss and fondle their girlfriends.

Don't even want to know what half these hos out be doing or have done in college.
 
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