Shower Sex Is The WOAT!

[Black Magisterialness]

never had shower sex, can't comment on it, that is, to me, relationship stuff, and I don't do relationships. none of the chciks i effed in a hotel room were good enough to f in the shower to be quite candid.

chick in the video would have been good enough but aging yt woman, face her best feature, yadayada

This is so fukking real. Nothing replaced a good ole bed or couch. However, in my 30's I have rediscovered kitchen sex. I remember once my girl slurped me up while I was making some Chicken Cordon Bleu. Damn near burnt the food up.
Pool/Hot Tub sex is also overrated

 

[ThrobbingHood]

. However, in my 30's I have rediscovered kitchen sex. I remember once my girl slurped me up while I was making some Chicken Cordon Bleu. Damn near burnt the food up.

This is exactly why I don’t like eating at other people’s houses. Especially if they have dogs too.

 

[Won Won]

Any sex that involves water is

Shower, pool, hot tub, lake/ocean

 

[Black Magisterialness]

This is exactly why I don’t like eating at other people’s houses. Especially if they have dogs too.

I'll fukk in every room in my house including the garage and the fukking crawl space.

But it's not like people are skeeting in the pans. If you're going to a couples house, you should assume that they've fukked in the kitchen.

 

[Clark Wayne]

Shower is just for the foreplay. Trying to actually get it in is just not worth it. Have you looking like

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Wtf am i reading ?? Do yall have downsyndrome ? You don't even need a big shower. My shower smaller than normal folks shower and me and my bih still be fukking in it. Turn the opposite way of the water or if you have a hose shower head face that bytch another direction. Rinse the soap off yall body before you stick it in retards

 

[newworldafro]

Bust a nut in safe conditions >>> Bust your ass falling in slippery shower

 

[feelosofer]

Nothing says love like awkward standing doggy style sex while the lady gets buffeted with water over her head and back.

 

[nairdas]

Really if it's anywhere besides the bed then it's trash.

 

[Creflo ½ Dollar]

Shower sex can be lit for sure, it’s moreso for the foreplay and thrill…not really suppose to be engaging in a long session.

 

[Treblemaka]

If you have to pull a shower curtain then yes shower sex is going to suck.
If your shower and tub are the same unit, yes shower sex is going to suck.


If you have a proper walk in with a built in bench and textured floor.



Get a lifted Rain shower head with some remote controlled mood lighting and a Bluetooth water proof speaker set up

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

lol I’ve been successful but you better have your balance on point. Plus I could only hit from the back. shyt was intense but we only did it once cuz ngl it felt hella unsafe one slip and it’s an awkward situation.

 

[OneManGang]

Got some head and gave out vicious back shots to my girl just yesterday in my shower

Get it in where you fit in

 

[Gifted one]

Balcony>>>In the shower

 

[Harry Sax]

Balcony>>>In the shower

Years ago I fukked my bm on the balcony..only thing is our balcony was on the corner at the entrance to the apartments…figured since it was late that nobody would be coming in…mfs was filing in the complex that night…they got a free show