Shower Sex Is The WOAT!

[Absolut da poet ®]

them porno's and movie scenes got us believin it was utopia....

Women always want to do it in the shower

That shyt sucks for all the reasons mentioned by the OP but also because most showers were not built for two people or f.uckin..

The shyt is too small to try and maneuver into good positions (especially with shorter women) and it does take away from you actually getting a good shower if that was part of your reason for getting in

It's almost as overrated as anal but that's a different topic

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

It’s like having a condom wrapped around your whole body

 

[peppe]

I don't even waste my time with sex in the shower, however fapping in the shower is

Some shower gels make your dikk get a hot which makes the experience even better

 

[Dad]

I hate it too. Especially if the bytch is selfish, you gonna be freezing and she’s getting all the hot water

 

[Mowgli]

That hard water make the p*ssy feel like a$$hole

A woman's

 

[daemonova]

never had shower sex, can't comment on it, that is, to me, relationship stuff, and I don't do relationships. none of the chciks i effed in a hotel room were good enough to f in the shower to be quite candid.

chick in the video would have been good enough but aging yt woman, face her best feature, yadayada

 

[Wargames]

It’s aight. It’s best when you was fukking before and then work your way to fukking in the shower

 

[KBtheKey]

Get one of them grip mats and it won't be no slipping and sliding like that. Still better to smash in the tub prior to turning on water, if you feel like you gotta smash in there

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

Nah.

You can have some REAL sensual moments in the shower though. God, I miss her.

 

[Elim Garak]

I think car sex is worse.

 

[Wildin]

I've never had a problem with it. When I was a teen it used to be an undercard event, it moved up in the ranks and now it's a main event.

Tear it up, wash off. Hit the bed and be

 

[Dem313wayz]

Shower sex is terrible

 

[Yinny]

I’ve done it once a long time ago and it was amazing but def not interested in a repeat, I’m not far from 40 and can’t afford to break anything

 

[King Poetic]

Only head in the shower

 

[Bryan Danielson]

It's overrated cuz we in normal showers brehs shyt ain't no big, spacious baller type of shower where you got room to do what it do

no reason to get it crackin in there...it's only good for kissing and a lil foreplay so when you get out, yall can get to it

fukking in a bubble bath is wack too.....took a bath with my ex and she sat on top, shyt just wasn't that fly...tub small as hell

Shower Sex was The Coochie Assassin last assignment as he was caught lacking with the wrong sword