Showering at night to go out turns into showering to put a movie on and chill

[RJThaGreat]

I planned to hit this house party tonight.......

Me rn

House parties > clubs

 

[Cat piss martini]

I'm the king of that shyt!!!!!

10:15: yeah this fit is gonna kill em.
10:45: hops outta shower and watches alittle tv
12:45: wakes up from unexpected nap
1:30: checks the Coli in pj's and holding a glass of wine.
3am.....
her: you up?
me: yeah and on my 4th glass of wine.
her: want company?
me: that's cool
her: let me drop these drunk bytches off and i'm there.
me: bring me a chicken box.

 

[old pig]

Smells like “gets no bytches” in here

that’s funny lol

 

[old pig]

I planned to hit this house party tonight.......

Me rn

that’s funny too lmao

 

[Rozay Oro]

 

[old pig]

I put a lot of money on this rent, now Im finna enjoy it

basically (mortgage)...my house is the restaurant (I can cook)...movie theater (4K projector)...bar (minibar)...gym (workout rooms) and used to be a club (I don’t do house parties no more lol)...put a lot of $$$ into making my house comfortable and paying off this muthafukka...I’ve earned the right to stay home and enjoy myself and invite some company over if I feel like it

 

[Rozay Oro]

Shower before netflix and chill with no female in sight brehs

Smells like “gets no bytches” in here

Nobody take this personal.
A queen > a smut.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

House parties > clubs

It depends..there’s levels to shyt n not all house parties are created equal

 

[Crizzy]

Me and my ole lady do this...fukk around n have shyt planned then hit the shower. She will be like what we got for sippin. Got liquor and wine. Then its well how bout we order in. Im like fukk it lets do it. Too many times this happened and this be a great time to get out cuz the kids wit they grandparents.

 

[You Win Perfect]

That was me last night.

*Showers at 9pm, with intentions to hit up the bar*

*finishes showering, dries off, looks at jeans and t-shirt, then pans over to pajama bottoms and t-shirt*


I chose the pajama bottoms and t-shirt


Bein' 40 is real, brehs

I’m 31 and do this shyt I rather just hit a girl up to come chill at the crib. My boys hit me up to go out but they know how I do it was fun from like 21-25 then I just stopped shyt is just really same shyt over and over ain’t worth getting dressed and spending bread

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

I planned to hit this house party tonight.......

Me rn

Yo I love Hov and I've seen this pic before but this is a wild photo

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That's why I believe your house should be built saas your sanctuary. Ain't gotta nowhere when you got a palace to yoself

 

[Da_Eggman]

You dirty nikkas should be showering at night anyways. You prolly wonder why your pillow and bedsheets have a brown tint. Dirty mufukkas

Oh shyt that’s why

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Bein' 40 is real, brehs

I'm a 27 year old 40 year old then

 

[MillionMills]

5 star thread

Going out got old quick. Im not single anymore so that probably plays a part. It was GOAT from 22-26. After that you realize its the same routine at different venues. Driving, parking, meeting up with the squad, pre-game in the car, get to club/bar, stay for 2-3 hours. When you exit your ears ringing from the loud ass DJ, if you didn't secure any numbers you tryna parking lot pimp. The numbers you did secure most likely wont answer tomorrow. Drive home, sleep like shyt, etc.

Nowadays give me a good movie, video game, show and im solid. Less expensive, comfort of my home, no driving, sleep like a baby etc