showing a hoodrat the good life for a night

[King Theo]

I like taking a poor chick out to the fly bars I go to.. teach her about craft beer and whatnot

@ craft beer shyt taste like ashes.

rest of your post i do co-sign. and i think everyone here disagreeing with you doesnt know what you mean by fly bar.
fly bars im talking about are with a bunch of well off people who do give a fukk as they drink and mingle
i love doing it as well. they look at me so amazed. but they also feel a bit insecure because they are like wtf. then your slowly able to break them down

 

[King Theo]

I'm talking to a rat right now and i was joking that I was going to take on her on a date to Mcdonalds.She got mad and said that I had to take her somewhere nice like Red lobster or Logans.....

I might have to take up that offer.

Spoiler

I hope to god I don't get that bytch pregnant ,L of all L's.

:mjlaff:

 

[Atlrocafella]

I've done this before unknowingly. Took her to a spot that's casual to me, but to her it felt like 5 Star dining.

 

[Illuminatos]

Lol so your tricking on her?

 

[john goodman]

Lol so your tricking on her?

If buying 2-3 drinks is tricking then yes

I have a strict no food policy

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

If buying 2-3 drinks is tricking then yes

I have a strict no food policy

Gettin' chicks faded off alcohol with an empty stomach

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I dont know, it can go really good, or really bad.....


Aint no better feeling than taking a hoodrat to a chain resaurant and she's in awe, on her best behavior, acting like I took her to fine dining....

BUT.....

Aint no more embarassing feeling than taking a hoodrat to a chain restaurant and she's acting like she's Queen of Redlobsterstan, demanding things they dont have like Fruit Punch or tuna salad

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

BUT.....

Aint no more embarassing feeling than taking a hoodrat to a chain restaurant and she's acting like she's Queen of Redlobsterstan, demanding things they dont have like Fruit Punch or tuna salad

If I take a girl out ANYWHERE & she asks for fruit punch...

 

[Boolean]

You act like poor people aren't already breaking their backs to buy high fashion and costly shoes.

breh i saw a nikka wearing a Hermes belt cleaning tables at McDonalds

i ain't saying he poor but hes clearly doing better than i am :wow3:

 

[marcuz]

1) NY nikkas are dumb as fukk

 

[LA Fisher]

breh i saw a nikka wearing a Hermes belt cleaning tables at McDonalds

i ain't saying he poor but hes clearly doing better than i am :wow3:

That shyt does have me feeling some type of way sometimes.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Realest thread on the internet. Taking a broke chick out somewhere and having her be like cause you ordered two different types of ciroq in your drink

 

[↓R↑LYB]

You can accomplish the same thing by letting her Super-Size her #4 meal and get extra sauces for her nuggets at McDonald's.

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you just took me back breh. I remember I super sized it off GP for this one broad. She started tearing up and when I asked her what's wrong she said nobody ever treated her that good before

Smashed all summer

 

[cleanface coney]

If I take a girl out ANYWHERE & she asks for fruit punch...

 

[Marco Zen]

Shallow than a mfer