Showing Off Your Pet Lion

[Phitz]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

He was trying to buy Animal planet

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Brehs always be like: he don’t bite!

 

[FaTaL]

that weakazz thought he could hold the lion back with that stupid chain

so frightening how strong and fast they are

 

[null]

 

[BandOfGypsys]

He just needed a slipper

 

[RhodyRum]

How can she slap?

 

[KBtheKey]

Keeping an adult lion and not walking around with a baseball bat, shotgun, or katana

 

[TRUEST]

This is why you hit the gym. Not just jogging on a treadmill like a lil biatch, but pumping serious iron. your muscles will bulge in unimaginable and imaginable places. Wild animals respect heart and muscle. And ironically that’s all you need to defeat them. The first sign of aggression can be noted in the direct gaze of the lioness. At that moment, dude should have stood his ground. Growled back at the beast and charged at it. Since it’s a lioness he coulda jumped on her back, punch her on the back of the head. Then kicked her right in her ass hole. She will immediately submit.

 

[lurker emeritus]

yall can’t tell this is AI?

 

[KBtheKey]

This is why you hit the gym. Not just jogging on a treadmill like a lil biatch, but pumping serious iron. So your muscles bulge in all unimaginable and imaginable places. Wild animals respect heart and muscle. And ironically that’s all you need to defeat a beast. The first sign of aggression can be noted in the direct gaze of the lioness. At that moment, dude should stood his ground. Growled at the beast and charged at it. Since it’s a lioness he coulda jumped on her back, punch her on the back of the head. Then kicked her right in her ass hole. She will immediately submit.

You ain't got claws fam. A lion can accidentally leave life threatening injuries and walk off like they forgot sumn in the car

 

[TRUEST]

You ain't got claws fam. A lion can accidentally leave life threatening injuries and walk off like they forgot sumn in the car

Yeah you not defeating nothing with that attitude. Do better.

 

[KBtheKey]

Yeah you not defeating nothing with that attitude. Do better.

Keeping an adult lion and not walking around with a baseball bat, shotgun, or katana

You go 1v1 one of them hoes without a weapon and post the results

 

[Doobie Doo]

He just needed a slipper

getting hit with chancletas