Shredder was a scrub

[2 Up 2 Down]

He's going up against amateurs breh Shredder was 40 the oldest Turtle was 16

they were in their prime and Shredder was past his and still got busy

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Yeah Krang was the real Boss sending Shredder on Dolja Missions ol go get The Dutches Metal Head ahh

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Yeah Krang was the real Boss sending Shredder on Dolja Missions ol go get The Dutches Metal Head ahh

Krang knew he was a fukk up too. Always roasting his ass

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Krang knew he was a fukk up too. Always roasting his ass

Had to go deep into The Bench and call up General Traag in Dimension X due to Shredder not making that Turtle Soup

 

[DrexlersFade]

Shredder went hard

That’s two right? GOAT shyt!!

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

That’s two right? GOAT shyt!!

That's the original one that's hard as dog shyt on a sidewalk

 

[DrexlersFade]

That's the original one that's hard as dog shyt on a sidewalk

Oh hell naw my boy had that game whoever said they shredder straight cap.

 

[ORDER_66]

Farce...

THAT was a great fight...

 

[duckbutta]

Imagine you join the foot clan thinking shyt going to be and this dude comes out with can openers and razor blades stapled to a purple jumpsuit with a heavy ass metal mask on like he working in the Appalachian coal mines. You already like

Then dude says you got to train hard a be a fierce warrior to beat some fukking giant turtles and a giant rat.

But then you rationalize it. You like well they got to be some BAD ASS Turtles and a BAD ASS RAT. Then you meet Splinter and he like 60 in rat years so you KNOW this mufukka like 208 in human years. He got on a robe full of holes, a walking cane, no shoes, and he can barely move his tail cause he so old.

You see Shredder charge him and get mopped up in TWO MOVES

Now you back at home on your moms sofa trying to lie to her about how you lost your job cause AINT NO WAY you can tell ma dukes you was out training to be a ninja to join the clan of a dude walking around with can openers sewed into purple sweatshirts all so he could get thrown off a building by a 60 year old RAT

You mean he got killed by a federal informant? The fbi let that happen?

Nah man, A LITERAL fukkING RAT

 

[Sbp]

they were in their prime and Shredder was past his and still got busy

In there primes at 16 breh????. Think about it breh. Zab Judah would beat the breaks off of whoever is the 16 year old Golden Gloves champion

 

[DrexlersFade]

In there primes at 16 breh????. Think about it breh. Zab Judah would beat the breaks off of whoever is the 16 year old Golden Gloves champion

These dudes funny when I made a thread about beating up my stepfather at 18 and he was 42 dudes said I was in my prime and he was geriatric.

Man I wish a 18 year old would whoop me right now.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

In there primes at 16 breh????. Think about it breh. Zab Judah would beat the breaks off of whoever is the 16 year old Golden Gloves champion

Breh, just look at them lol. On top of being mutated, all non human animals mature faster than us. They were easily fukking up gangs of foot soldiers without breaking a sweat.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Breh, just look at them lol. On top of being mutated, all non human animals mature faster than us. They were easily fukking up gangs of foot soldiers without breaking a sweat.

Yea but footsoldiers were all retarded drug addicted drop outs. I could beat a gang of them scrubs too

If anything shredder being a scrub says a lot about the turtles

 

[rdot]

 

[Sbp]

Breh, just look at them lol. On top of being mutated, all non human animals mature faster than us. They were easily fukking up gangs of foot soldiers without breaking a sweat.

Yeah but they hadn't reached that level of maturity yet. Michaelangelo was the animal equivalent of Tum-Tum