shyt HOES SAY [Online/Offline]

[A.V.]

I'm soo0o0oo0o0o0o0o drunk

 

[Nintendough]

" cum in me, I wanna feel it"


*does it *



" Why did you do that? *

 

[cleanface coney]

I'm soo0o0oo0o0o0o0o drunk

real talk

 

[kevm3]

where you at?
and the answer is
"I'm at my sister's house" more than 25% of the time

"I'm just waking up" or "I'm sleepy. bout to go to bed" at odd/irregular times.

 

[Liquid]

"id fukk you anytime"
"are you my baby daddy"
"i hate the taste of cum, but yours might be better"
"Ill kiss yo dikk"
"damn i knew you were cute, but i didnt kno u were sexy"

all shyt females said to me withen the past 2 weeks

You must live in a great neighborhood

 

[SoulController]

2013 is my year

bytch you ain't been shyt since 3rd grade

 

[kevm3]

Refers to a rapper on twitter or face book in the following format:
"Ugggghh he can get it!"

Always complains about how hoish her homegirls are and yet always hangs around them and is always in these venues where these hoish activities occur

when different guys respond 'oh yeaahh, i know her' when her name is brought up

 

[Trillion]

Im a real bytch.
I always keep it 100%

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

dont get me started on that shyt

if she respond with thats the homie or cuzin instead of telling you his name when you ask who is he then.....

 

[gho3st]

- *starting a sentence with "You know how i am....."

- single mothers looking for replacements daddies: "Do you like kids?"

 

[BuyandSave]

Yea, I've made mistakes in my past but that made me who I am today.




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What does this even mean? You were a hoe in the past and that made you who you are today? What would that be? An even bigger hoe?

 

[BuyandSave]

I need a man and not a boy!

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This is usually said by the most immature and trampish little girls.

 

[Jone2three45]

Her: I want to go on a date!
Me: how about we take a trip to the art mesuem and then dinner and bowling after?
Her: great!
Hours later.....
Her: I don't think I can meet up during the day, why don't you just come over later tonight?
Her: we can just drink and chill? and don't try nothing tonight either! I'm not like that lol wink
Me:

I literally had this conversation just now.

 

[MikelArteta]

Wow your the first guy who ever ....


Bought me flowers
Took me out on Valentine's day
Told me he loves me
Introduced me to your family
Remembered my birthday

 

[LordTaskForce]

Any Marilyn Monroe quote

Or my personal favorite: "Rihanna is my favorite singer"

Certified jump off to either of those two, especially the latter.