shyt HOES SAY [Online/Offline]

[Brock Landers]

"I want to be treated like a princess"
"I'm one of the guys, I don't get along with other women they are so bytchy!"

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

for the past 2.5 years

Date chicks you're not smashing to please your sky daddy brehs

 

[QuintessentialBM]

If at any time, whether in public or between the sheets, a female calls you daddy.......

 

[Arishok]

I actually don't get along with females

But all my male friends are either my brother's friends or childhood friends

 

[BedRoomI'z]

"Why is everybody so against me and what I wanna do with my life?"

If at any time, whether in public or between the sheets, a female calls you daddy.......

Wait a minute, now
You know couples talk like this too

 

[BedRoomI'z]

I actually don't get along with females

 

[Arishok]

Can't help it not only did I grow up as the only girl with 3 brothers but most of my cousins were male so a gravitated toward them

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Wait a minute, now
You know couples talk like this too

"Search your feelings...... You know this to be true."


Whether married, in a relationship, or single...... If she's called you daddy, she's called someone else daddy. You just might be the last dude she calls daddy(because you married her). This is the real, uncut..... no filter, no backtracking.

 

[Taadow]

*you meet them for the first time* "Um - I done heard about you..."

"Naw, you don't need my number. You prolly got woman all over you..." (gives up the number)

"Ooh you got some pretty hurr (note: 'hair')...your kids would have some nice hurr..."

"You should get another drink 'cause i'm finna get another one, and I don't want to look like i'm drinking you under"




"Yeah i'm single...but i'm the kinda girl who don't stay single for long..."

 

[Jone2three45]

"Before we get close there is something I want to tell you, I've been hurt before,
I assume all guys are the same,
I been through a lot and so many relationships, I don't blame myself, I blame you and every guy because there all after one thing."

Some fluzie just told me this.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Too many gems

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I was at the bus stop yesterday and this hoodrat was talking to a female on the phone about some dude.
At one point she said "I need me a good man gurl". Minutes later after all the cussin she like "see I don't wont me a nigguh. We can't truss em"
I sat there the whole time with my work clothes on, one hand in my pocket and the other using the coli.
She walked in front of me, turned around for like 2 seconds *behind* and started walking again.
I didnt say nothing. Had my earphones in but wasnt listening to nothing
bytch I see you tryna pose in my face and shyt. I don't want you though.

 

[///Vega+++]

funny thread but please let's not take any of this for gospel
human behaviour can only get so predictable

 

[GoPro]

reminds me of this chick.

https://twitter.com/BriDASH

Look at them tig ol bitties. I just wanna grab her by the...


OUT SATAN! OUT I SAY! TAKE BEELZEBUB WITH YOU! I REBUKE YOU! OUT!

I'm good now. Demonic possession.

 

[A.V.]

Date chicks you're not smashing to please your sky daddy brehs

Sky Daddy?