shyt HOES SAY [Online/Offline]

[CouldntBeMeTho]

"I've only been with 5 guys" -Multiply that by 25 to get the correct answer

 

[teeswinger]

I'm a homebody

if i had a nickel fo every profile i seen this one smh..

I'm a homebody

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

ready to settle down

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

female:yawwwwwn your bed is so comfortable
me: let me walk you out

female: I can leave in the morning
me: not enough room
female: it's a queen
me: I sleep sideways.

I thought I was the only one...I say that shyt all the time, except i dont tell her i sleep sideways i tell her i'm a rough sleeper and always end up diagonal so you gon end up on the floor. If that dont work i pretend to sleep in 15mins and start randomly karate choppin her like im having a kung fu nightmare. HARD. Then rise up like the Undertaker like babe i cant sleep i gotta go to work in the morning so you gotta go

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Oh yeah lemme add on to the shyt hoes say....

I'm used to being spoiled...nah bytch you used to exchanging sex for food/shoes/hair/nails/weed/liquor

I'm a born again virgin...bytch you decided to become "born again" after you fukked the whole neighborhood
I dont want to go to <insert local spot> how bout we go to <random, but similar spot on the other side of town>...bytch you fukked all the regulars already.

I dont have no female friends, cant trust these bytches nowadays...bytch you aint got no friends cuz u fukked all they boyfriends.

You dont have to wear a condom, i'm clean...bytch you not a doctor, and aint had an STD test since ever

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

"I want to be treated like a princess"
"I'm one of the guys, I don't get along with other women they are so bytchy!"

I don't trust any woman that says this and I give the ultimate side-eye to any woman that says she doesn't have female friends.
Sure, women can be bytchy, gossiping whoremongers... but so can many men.

 

[x2y]

Single mother of 3. by 4 different baby daddies.

"My kids are my #1 priority".

 

[Exiled Martian]

EDIT: See spoiler in the below post

 

[Mountain]

Spoiler

Enough said.......

Put that sht in spoilers breh, the mods might get at you.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

"This creepy guy was checkin me out"

 

[DhattGurrlGabby]

Im pregnant and its yours

 

[DhattGurrlGabby]

Im a virgin

 

[Taadow]

I'm a homebody

Real talk...come to find out, she just done had her body in a a lot of niccas' homes.

 

[A.V.]

"Well......I was raped when I was younger..."




Me: Well, what happened to dude?




"Nothing..."

 

[MikelArteta]

"Well......I was raped when I was younger..."




Me: Well, what happened to dude?




"Nothing..."

its sad but most women who were molested or raped turn out to be heaux's as they try to normalize sex in their mind.