Side chick's boyfriend called me, left a voicemail and sent a text

[Hagendas]

Smash one more time then dash hope you ain't tell her where you live

 

[YaBoy]

Damn she asking for somewhere to stay for months too. You better introduce her to the bushes

 

[toomanydoses]

Ain't that what your wife did to you @Mephistopheles

I hope that's an inside joke I'm not getting for OPs sake. If not........ Goddamn

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

she's discussing relationship problems with you? Sounds like you both need to be seeing other men

Bruh every chick talks about their relationship problems with their side dude. Your bytch is telling her side dude about how you're boring and your pipe game is weak probably right now.

 

[True Blue Moon]

I was tempted to add "We don't do that in Portsmouth " but I didn't want to make light of the situation.

Portsmouth, VA?

 

[Mac Casper]

Bruh every chick talks about their relationship problems with their side dude. Your bytch is telling her side dude about how you're boring and your pipe game is weak probably right now.

So what's it like being a shoulder to cry on breh?

I been side dude . . side chick never wants to talk about her man around me? You know why? Because she's not concerned with her man around me. If she briefly mentions him I might say something like "he must really care about you" . . not only for the reverse psychology effect . . but because I ain't no simp

 

[Michael's Black Son]

RIP Mephistoteles 1962-2016

@ 1962

 

[Michael's Black Son]

be careful playa, that chick is trying to get some chit stirred up by leaving evidence around.

Well at least when that shyt eventually pops off the FBI won't need apple to unlock the phone since they cooked up their own method.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

So what's it like being a shoulder to cry on breh?

I been side dude . . side chick never wants to talk about her man around me? You know why? Because she's not concerned with her man around me. If she briefly mentions him I might say something like "he must really care about you" . . not only for the reverse psychology effect . . but because I ain't no simp

Nothing wrong with being a shoulder to cry on when it's in exchange for a vagina to nut in.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

These chicks always trying to pull this "I wonder how they would interact with each other" bullshyt. Trifling.

 

[Mac Casper]

Nothing wrong with being a shoulder to cry on when it's in exchange for a vagina to nut in.

These chicks always trying to pull this "I wonder how they would interact with each other" bullshyt. Trifling.

 

[Scientific Playa]

y'all didn't catch this? her main dude is getting ready to toss her in the you know where.

he ain't that big of a simp.

 

[prince_peoples]

if this is not


why not just do her a favor?

 

[Mac Casper]

y'all didn't catch this? her main dude is getting ready to toss her in the you know where.

he ain't that big of a simp.

or she's a trifling ho who's using him for a place to stay

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

RIP Mephistoteles 1962-2016

Bruh every chick talks about their relationship problems with their side dude. Your bytch is telling her side dude about how you're boring and your pipe game is weak probably right now.