Side chick's boyfriend called me, left a voicemail and sent a text

[Pitfalls0117]

Send him a pic of your neck muscles greased up and type the words, "Bo Jackson ran a 4.2."

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I hope she doesn't know where you live brodie.

She's typing "lol" and using smilies like this shyt's a game.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Wait this nikka was really born in 1962?

This bytch is trifling as fukk by the way.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

keep playing with womens emotions, breh, and somehow expect things to go smoothly.....................

I didn't do anything but accept calls and texts and lend a listening ear...and a hard dikk.

She's the one who fukked up the game being messy.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Wait this nikka was really born in 1962?

This bytch is trifling as fukk by the way.

I was born in 1980

 

[havoc]

Hell that ain't shyt my husband wanted me to lie to his side piece........I'm like wtf is wrong with my life that my husband is cheating on his side piece with his wife.

Your husband aint shyt ..

 

[1thouwow]

I was tempted to add "We don't do that in Portsmouth " but I didn't want to make light of the situation.

You out here in the 757?

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

You out here in the 757?

Not anymore...born and raised though.

 

[Phitz]

RIP Mephistoteles 1962-2016

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

Way too much drama...there's plenty of single p*ssy, this isn't worth the time. I stopped messing with chicks with dudes a long time ago

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

 

[Ghost_In_A_Shell]

I didn't do anything but accept calls and texts and lend a listening ear...and a hard dikk.

She's the one who fukked up the game being messy.

if she ends up running your ass over with an car, dont say shyt.

 

[Mowgli]

He can't really think I'm gonna call him back. No way this nikka's from Harlem.

Her either.

One of them dudes gonna body you.

You probably sent them shyts to yourself so we dont think you moist.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

if she ends up running your ass over with an car, dont say shyt.

You're talking craziness. She's not even mad at me. I did nothing wrong to her...just her weak ass boyfriend.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

does ol girl know where you live, because she is in desperation mode and will cough up any and every detail about you to get on that mans good side...

good luck

If this happens

Sorry OP but at the end of the day, fukkery is what we come here for.