Side Hustle #299357473: Professional Cuddler

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

I put professional cuddler on my Tinder bio a while ago and I've been eating ever since

 

[Hejdå]

Japan been on this wave for a long ass time now.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

I’m crying
AI Only fans....virtual cuddling

AiFans...

If only I knew how to create holographic avatars / mods

 

[shopthatwrecks]

I’d add plumbing to my services

 

[Originalman]

I asked my wife if I could do this and she got hella tight.

She shouldn't even trip. Ain't gonna be nothing but incels, sweet , fat women and mud ducks asking for hugs and cuddles...

 

[The Realist Perspective]

What good is cuddling without the sexual aspect to it? Not to be a negative Nate or a freaky Fred but I like to have the girl feel this hard dikk as I'm feeling up on something.

 

[tuckgod]

She shouldn't even trip. Ain't gonna be nothing but incels, sweet , fat women and mud ducks asking for hugs and cuddles...

I’d be highly selective.

Get me about 5 steady go-to clients and I’m straight.

Fat girls and mud ducks is cool, long as they smell good, but I ain’t spooning no nikkas.

 

[TOAD99]

At my school we would set up a space for foster animals to be on campus to help students deal with anxiety during exams. You could cuddle with a baby sheep, puppies, kittens, a little baby goat, pigs, ferrets. There were professors, students, custodians, all in lines wrapped around the building. People neglect the emotional sphere in lieu of the economic rat race but it’s not good.

yup we had something similar, I think it was puppy therapy

you could do a group session and go with friends and there would be multiple puppies. It was honestly pretty

 

[☃ ೋ]

There’s lies. Damn lies. And then there’s The Coli.

I know this is untrue for a fact as I used to live there.

Excuse me!

 

[MajesticLion]

I put professional cuddler on my Tinder bio a while ago and I've been eating ever since

creative tomfoolery

 

[shopthatwrecks]

What good is cuddling without the sexual aspect to it? Not to be a negative Nate or a freaky Fred but I like to have the girl feel this hard dikk as I'm feeling up on something.

shyt they already know they gettin this mule once they see me ... might give em a discount if the feet legit ... I cuddle her and she gone smell this cologne

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Japanese people would be repulsed by your skin too much to cuddle

Black self hate is real. Wow.

 

[TEH]

Had potential, but it seems like covid would have killed this market.

The better hustle is Zoom therapy sessions from non licensed “life coaches”.

 

[newworldafro]

Grandma ready for the next round.

$700.

 

[Paper Boi]

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