*SIGH* it's happening to me again brehs ( *Face Palm*)

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So I'm in one of the local fast food restaurants it's an upscale fast food chicken place, and it's this girl that works there that I am always polite with when I go there to eat. Today, just as I'm about to order food a chicken sandwich with fries she pulls out her car and pays for my food.


So here goes the description of this girl :francis:

White 18-19 yo, relatively overweight, shoe horn shaped body, flat butt:francis:.

She has one of those bodies that even if she lost weight and worked out she was still be shaped rather weird.

It never fails :snoop:


Why are funny shaped overweight white girls so aggressive :rudy:?





https://www.thecoli.com/threads/drop-your-story-about-them-big-and-thirsty-chics.748487/


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So I'm in one of the local fast food restaurants it's an upscale fast food chicken place, and it's this girl that works there that I am always polite with when I go there to eat. Today, just as I'm about to order food a chicken sandwich with fries she pulls out her car and pays for my food.


So here goes the description of this girl :francis:

White 18-19 yo, relatively overweight, shoe horn shaped body, flat butt:francis:.

She has one of those bodies that even if she lost weight and worked out she was still be shaped rather weird.

It never fails :snoop:


Why are funny shaped overweight white girls so aggressive :rudy:?

I used to have chicken-bytches too back in college breh. One was actually decent-looking... I should've pursued her.

Anyway, just enjoy the benefit until she realizes you're not interested and stops giving you free shyt.

Or you could pipe her for ongoing free bird. :manny:

Just wear a condom cause that's an overly thirsty move on her part and you're probably not the only breh she's trying to allure with the fried-happiness.
 
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