Sign Pau Gasol and expect to win a ship in 2015 brehs

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pau has been in the NBA 13seasons

he has won 1 PO sereies in his 13yr career wo the Lakers and ats was in 2015 against the bucks :mjlol:

kobe won back to back chips with a crackhead, a dude who retired @ 27 and a "HOF" that won 1 po series in his 13yr career wo goat franchise
 

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Pau is the softest bytch nikka I've ever seen play. He is extremely skilled, but you have to damn near fight him to get him to play. People used to get mad at Kobe mushing him and yelling at him, but it was necessary. Nobody is saying Pau isn't good, were just saying his bytchassness outweighs his talent. When he chooses to post and be aggressive nobody in the league can guard him, but he's a bytch that's content with missing jumpers and throwing behind the back passes.
Typical Pau play:
1. Fake fight for position with someone smaller than he is.
2. Finally post with 15 seconds on the clock.
3. Hold ball and wait for double team that never comes.
4. Fake like he's gonna make an aggressive move
5. Pass the ball to the nearest layer with 3 seconds on the shot clock.
Thank god this fukk nikka ain't a Laker no more.
 

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Pau is the softest bytch nikka I've ever seen play. He is extremely skilled, but you have to damn near fight him to get him to play. People used to get mad at Kobe mushing him and yelling at him, but it was necessary. Nobody is saying Pau isn't good, were just saying his bytchassness outweighs his talent. When he chooses to post and be aggressive nobody in the league can guard him, but he's a bytch that's content with missing jumpers and throwing behind the back passes.
Typical Pau play:
1. Fake fight for position with someone smaller than he is.
2. Finally post with 15 seconds on the clock.
3. Hold ball and wait for double team that never comes.
4. Fake like he's gonna make an aggressive move
5. Pass the ball to the nearest layer with 3 seconds on the shot clock.
Thank god this fukk nikka ain't a Laker no more.
You forgot yell like you got shot
 
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Gasol is not the reason why they lost :manny:
The Pau signing was overrated by the media. He was a luxury more than a necessity. He really has no business playing PF at this point in his career. Bench and wings should've been first priority. Without him and his offense though, Bulls probably would've been fighting for a 7th or 8th seed. His injury happened at the worst possible time and turned the series, IMO.
 

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What kills me is that these bozos on the coli somehow thought an entire fan base was delusional. Literally no one here wanted him back. I planned to boycott the season if he came back. He was THAT bad. He's still serviceable but if he's playing 30+ mins then winning a championship isn't gonna happen
:stopitslime:

He was the best performing big in the East this season, and if you had been watching this game his hamstring (which ruled him out of the last two games) was clearly troubling him.
 
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