Signs that you laid the pipe down right

[TRUEST]

Nah.. the universal sign is

after ya'll jus fukked.. she all sweaty and gives ZERO fukks about cleaning up or wiping off while you like

i usually find that very disgusting. i tell em to go clean up. thats why women be walking around with stank puccies....cuz of sh1t like that.

 

[TRUEST]

When she cleans your bathroom later.

lol had a chick do this for me once. man, that chick was heaven sent. met her right after me and an ex broke up.

chick came through, in less 2 weeks of knowing me, she was in my nastyass bathroom knee deep scrubbing...scrubbing sh1t i aint even wanna touch...and it was my bathroom lol.

in her case though, i dont think it was the d1cking. she just really liked me

 

[illadope]

lol had a chick do this for me once. man, that chick was heaven sent. met her right after me and an ex broke up.

chick came through, in less 2 weeks of knowing me, she was in my nastyass bathroom knee deep scrubbing...scrubbing sh1t i aint even wanna touch...and it was my bathroom lol.

in her case though, i dont think it was the d1cking. she just really liked me

Hold up, you lettin her know where you live that soon?

 

[Texas2step]

When they offer to pay for it

 

[Strapped]

the spin doing better than the original

 

[DreadHead P]

When her way of askin you to come over is sending a text that simply says "I got weed"

 

[EVILRICO]

When she goes around and brags about your d!ck game to her friends

Then her friends start call ing you for that d!ck

I LOVE THAT SH!T !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

When she stands in line at midnight just to cop you that new Madden, and she aint your girl and you didn't even ask her too

Gotta love the young ones.

 

[semtex]

NSFW

leave no room for subtlety

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[TRUEST]

Hold up, you lettin her know where you live that soon?

man i live alone. the greatest benefit of living alone is being able to bring any chicks to the crib at any time u feel like it. i aint got time to be doign all that hiding sh1t yall be doing and besides i dont mess with chicks that i really aint feeling.

if i'm not feeling a chick, chances are pretty good i'll only fucck her once (if that) and never call back or want to meet up again. so there aint enough time for her to develop feelings to wanna do me harm.

 

[Ooh Marty]

she tries to cuff u even after yall both made it clear that its strictly sex

Spoiler

 

[Rufus Dufus]

When you see your dikk covered in her cream.

I had a chick a few months ago that started drooling while I was hitting it.

 

[CJ]

Her friends (who you've yet to even meet) suddenly add you to FB

She starts offering to pay for night outs, just so ya'll can "chill" together.

 

[blackzeus]

When she goes around and brags about your d!ck game to her friends

Then her friends start call ing you for that d!ck

I LOVE THAT SH!T !!!!!!!!!!!

*daps* Gotta love when a chick recommends your D. I know it's a bit chauvinistic, but I personally like when I wake up and I see the chick washin' the dishes, especially after only hittin' it for the first time, and we ain't even datin' that serious. The D ignited her feminine notions and she gets to cookin' and cleanin'

 

[Schmoove]

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