Signs the relationship is moving too fast?

[Pegasus Jackson]

Animated GIFs greet you every morning.

 

[BlackBall]

She’s violent

 

[Tribal Outkast]

If she’s in there cooking breakfast while singing love songs you better watch out

 

[MoveForward]

C’mon let’s stop playing. Y’all be leading these hoes on and then say they’re doing too much when you don’t want to deal with her anymore. Before that it was cute and you were playing footsies with the bytch like a simp.

 

[The ADD]

if you meet a guh in September and in November she asked you to meet her folks for Thanksgiving, how would you feel ? too soon ?

Yeah. Why would you want to meet them….

Decline

 

[JerkPork]

Tryna plan dates to include our kids, not even a month in.
Inviting me to family events a few months down the road, after a couple of weeks in.

 

[Manolo]

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

i'm family oriented so i don't mind meeting people's fam asap. my dad is around all the time so if you hang out with me you are likely to meet him, maybe even before we smash lol

but a def sign for me is him trying to go raw slow down you finna crash out baby boy
also dudes be hinting at moving in or wanting keys to the house. for what

 

[Mike809]

if you already going in raw , a week into the relationship.

 

[XannyWarbucks]

Everyone I get, I think, "Man she's independent and got her own friends and shyt, this is cool" And within two months, the chick tells you how much she hates her friends and wants to spend all her time with you.

 

[GabForever]

if you already going in raw , a week into the relationship.

what if shes on birth control and you were going raw from the beginning?

 

[UpAndComing]

Had a girl do this before on the first date


Talked about future kids, wanting to meet my parents, and asking if I would be a good father and take our kids to the park every Sunday

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

She starts to play with a knife around your balls & jokingly whispers ‘snip snip snip’.

 

[Lieutenant Daniels]

C’mon let’s stop playing. Y’all be leading these hoes on and then say they’re doing too much when you don’t want to deal with her anymore. Before that it was cute and you were playing footsies with the bytch like a simp.

This

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

Kisses your balls and says I'm greeting our future kids...