Signs you are handsome gang

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Think good looking people can't be weirdos, nerds or introverts brehs

Facts. I know a dude who's all three and he still smashes dimes on the regular.

He's the most awkward dude ever, but ladies still love him.

 

[semicko82]

Read this whole thread and none of this happened to me

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[semicko82]

THIS COULD ALSO BE CUZ U GIVE OFF GAY VIBES



......JUS SAYIN

 

[Burned Verses]

Get hundreds of tinder matches off 1-2 pics.

 

[Anti-Anime]

*ugly gang has left the chat*

Oh no we in here. We're constantly updating our admission requirements and this thread might help us out with that

 

[pickles]

-Nervousness for sure
-Ambiguous language in the workplace that’s actually suggestive from the female. Example: “if you ever need anything don’t hesitate, you can contact me anytime, what are you doing after this?”,etc. (if you ugly gang and you pursue it’s sexual harassment)
-random incoming texts (just wanted to see how you were)
-DMs (usually normal convo starters, like “oh your daughter is so cute”, “how are you holding up?”

Recently had a work meeting and two females wanted hugs despite the subject being social distancing guidelines at work.

In person, it’s the “smile eyes” thru the face mask. Actually had a woman take hers off to show me her face while she was laughing at something I said at the store.

Are you me breh?

This exact shyt happens to me except the hugs. I don't hug coworkers.

Anyways the number one sign is when older women (I am not talking 40s ) like 50s and 60s have no problem telling you that you are "handsome". Not that "you fine" or "good looking". They will tell you to your face "you are handsome". That is when you know.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

When female bosses always hire you. I kid you not..... every job I've applied, if the boss or recruiter was a female, I got the job. If it was a white male, it was a gamble.

I wear glasses, if it's a white guy interviewing me. Black people always got my back but most good paying jobs don't have black people in those positions. If it's a female, it's mostly small talk about nothing and I never flirt back. Undercover gay dudes will hire me as well.

People tend to forget about the non-sexual aspect of looks.

Looks privilege is a thing.

 

[Kings County]

when they invite themselves over to your place without you even hinting at it

"so when can i come over"

"wanna watch a movie together, what kind of movies you like"

"what u cooking tonight?,sounds good can i get a plate too"

when she asks you for a dikk pic

when she initiates sexual convo

when she says "wanna fight" or "we gon fight" constantly

 

[JLova]

95% of the Coli up in here like "lemme contribute

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[Big Simpin Losing Cheese]

Who is that in your avi

A young Cheyanne Jacobs

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

funniest thing is... I don't even think I look nice.

I had serious self-esteem issues coming up. Convinced myself I was #uglygang

I remember when I was 12, I was out with my dad and we went to see one of his clients, a woman. While we're in the lady's living room sitting on her couch, her and my dad are talking and then her daughter came to the living room and just sat down and started smiling

when we were leaving, my dad said, "why did that girl come in there and sit down?"

I told him, "I don't know" but in my head, I was thinking she was coming in to laugh at me.

my dad had to tell me she was in there cause she liked me.




I had that talk with my brother a few days ago. I told him I refuse to let my future sons be like me. Imma lace them from a young age, never want my sons to face those negative issues I faced.

even now, like I said, I personally don't think of myself as a good looking brotha, but women like the way I look... so I just roll with it

I wish I knew why but I couldn't even even say... but women be feeling ya boy... I have a nice voice, women tell me that all the time... but they be giving me that heavy eye contact before they ever hear my voice so that can't be it...

I'm not in the best shape right now... Not fat, but I'm not skinny and I ain't been working out lately, I feel out of shape... and I'm still getting attention.


at one time I thought it was cause I was a good dresser... but sometimes I go out looking like a gremlin and still get attention

in fact, the other day I was at the store wearing a mask, and a couple chics was eyeing me up... I honestly don't know what it is


now let me say this... I'm not saying EVERY woman is attracted to me. I have tried to holla at plenty of women over the years that wasn't feelin me... I can be honest about that

but on the real, the attention I get is crazy when in my head, I'm just an average dude. If I was rating myself, I would give myself a 5.

but women over the years have told me I'm between 7-8

 

[Negus in Detroit]

When married women invite you out while her clueless husband is literally right next to her.

When a dude you don’t even know admits he’s jealous of you because one Particular bad ass chick keeps making an effort to chill and stay up under you with little effort given

When sandcacs get all in they feelings because they baddest women stay choosin up.

Along with the “Don’t I know you?” I always get “were/are you in the military?” You look like a Marine/were in the army?” While staring at chest or arms not even attempting to maintain eye contact

when you find out a dude doesn’t like you because women stay In my face

There’s a chick I know that has a boyfriend (I’m cool with him) and she curves any and everyone that tries to holla but blatantly flirts with me and low key throw the p*ssy at me


When your boys are always like what’s your secret? Because they know I’m not that much of a of a social person and would rather stay home most of the time and known as the person to most likely flake of the group

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Lady libra why i like u

Ugly and avg dudes out here eating long as they have other quality.


Game
Confidence
Personality
And other things that can attract women


Coli nikkas swear women only care about looks but i see dudes with bad chicks that other qualties attracted her.

I believe guys can get women with money and status but game is not a real thing.

Average and ugly guys get women below or on their level and they have to WORK for it. Three dates and a promise of commitment.

Good looking guys have women approaching them first and making it easy for them to smash right away.

I have confidence and a great personality--women tell men this--and yet I can't get these bad chicks.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

I believe guys can get women with money and status but game is not a real thing.

Average and ugly guys get women below or on their level and they have to WORK for it. Three dates and a promise of commitment.

Good looking guys have women approaching them first and making it easy for them to smash right away.

I have confidence and a great personality--women tell men this--and yet I can't get these bad chicks.

I kno plenty of dudes who avg or below and had fine women plenty and they was broke.

They had a confidence and a way to get women with they mouthpiece.

Everyone knows this nikkas with game and mouthpiece eat well with women.


I dont say this to say it i see it all the time.


Alot of dudes punch above weight because of game and personality


Alot of good looking women with avg dudes etc

Yall gotta go outside

 

[Brock Landers]

#uglygang Senior Chief of Staff reading this thread alone on a Saturday night like

We all we got