Signs you are handsome when you weren't before :francis:

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

When you were ugly, you swiped right on every girl and you took it personal when you got no matches. Eventually you bought dating app memberships

Now when you aren't ugly and you get few matches on Tinder, you delete it and go back outside

 

[maxamusa]

how do you magically become handsome

 

[Mensch Fontana]

I love you brehs you're all handsome gang, no homo

 

[Magic Mulatto]

how do you magically become handsome

If you’re lucky, you just wake up one day and voilà…

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

When you used to idolize pretty women

Now you see through all women. You see them for who they are as people

Some in handsomegang run through the ain't shyt women. nikkas like me run away

Can't go raw in an insecure unstable succubus

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

I listen to the scratched version of Rich Spirit by Kendrick at least once a week to keep me humble



bytch I'm attractive/ handsome ass ugly nikka, attractive


Reminds me where I came from. Uglygang raised me

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

You used to want to lose weight when you were obese


Now you don't want a six-pack. Mainly because of personal health and preference. Also because it makes women intimidated and insecure

Girlfriend/wife prospects tell you they like dad bods now. When that wasn't the case when you had one

 

[AquaCityBoy]

There is no such thing.

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

You used to play victim when women on dating apps would do you dirty. And think something was wrong with you. That you weren't worthy of love



Now you just chalk it up to the game

Maybe I shouldn't have been an hour late to the date


I probably should've limited my "dating isn't supposed to be a forced job interview" speeches with these women during coffee dates

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

There is no such thing.

Don't ask why. Look at these damaged petals. Thank God and ask me how

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

#UglyGang until the day I die

I'm retired. I don't bang anymore. But gang I will always be

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Always been handsome

Going from ugly to handsome as a worldwide rite of passage would make a utopian society


The humbling you get. Your humility and character after life gives you the short end. You wouldnt understand

 

[SNG]

I usually get approached by atleast one female when I go out.

I’ve been bitten on the neck by a random chick at the club.

I have smashed a chick from just a picture.

Had a hoodrat chick offer to suck my dikk within 5 minutes of meeting her. When I dropped one of my homies off to meet her friend

I get the deer in headlights look quite a bit.

I’ve had my cousins wife randomly jump on me in front of my family and my ex girlfriend at a wedding. She kept touching my face and kept telling me how cute I was. I could keep going with this.

 

[agpxknt]

Going from ugly to handsome as a worldwide rite of passage would make a utopian society


The humbling you get. Your humility and character after life gives you the short end. You wouldnt understand

No I do understand, you see ive always been handsome just didn't know/feel like it, i guess for some people its a mindset

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

No I do understand, you see ive always been handsome just didn't know/feel like it, i guess for some people its a mindset

My best friend is just like you brodie

It's definitely a mindset. Physically unappealing people can have confidence. Vice versa

Mind over everything