Signs you spend too much time on Coli.

[Mr. Negative]

"It's so demonic, friend"
"_______ __________. brehs."
"Throw ______________ in the bushes"
Calling people "breh" or "friend" in general
Coli smileys on facebook
Spelling out :heh; ;russ; mjlol; mjcry; ;scusthov; etc in text messages without thinking
shortening your own name and using it in coli smiley spelling, like :jaycry:, scustjay: etc
talking about covos you were apart of like you was talking to nikkas and chatting with girls at the bar but you been sitting in a chair for 3 hours and ain't even typed shyt

 

[_Anghellic_]

Word
Some dude got mad with me on here because i didn't agree with his views and decided to PM me two paragraphs that were full of death threats.

Some people take the internet way too seriously.

Argue with strangers who you will never meet irl, brehs.

seriously?

 

[Mowgli]

When its 7am on a sunday morning, you're whole family is sleep and you're sitting on the toilet with a galaxy note and intense diarreah

 

[Scientific Playa]

you don't log off, get out the crib, and enjoy the scenery

courtesy of a jbo poster @Thebadguy

 

[Danie84]

When fools do dumb shyt around you, and a Coli Similie immediately pops up in your head

 

[Mandarin Duck]

When you at outings like

When you post more on the Coli than talk to people at work

These hit way too close to home brehs
I need to go outside

 

[BoogieDown23]

When you are at school or work and you need help with something and in your mind you are like



@cook HELP ME!











@cook I NEED HELP!

 

[OneManGang]

Sometimes I close the Coli to open a new tab, but instinctively just reopen the Coli.

My phone auto corrects to shyt that's not real words like breh, and it capitalizes the Coli automatically.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

When you refer to others as being "flabby and sick" while talking amongst friends/family.

When you be shootin smiley's out in text convo's

me and a few of my friends use them in texts. Flabby and sick existed before here, but yeah it's replaces washed up in our vocabulary entirely.

you don't log off, get out the crib, and enjoy the scenery

courtesy of a jbo poster @Thebadguy

I must go there

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

when you start gunning for the unban of a known troll.


FREE THE nikka @observe

Free yung yogurt

 

[Renkz]

you don't log off, get out the crib, and enjoy the scenery

courtesy of a jbo poster @Thebadguy

andressa-ferreira
Drop the daps

 

[AAKing23]

I legit use flabby and sick and cac in my daily life now

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

When you at outings like

 

[HoloGraphic]

Thinking of new Avis and personal titles