Silly things you thought about Rappers as a kid

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I was too embarrassed to say this at first, thats why i said nevermind... but after these i read mine isnt that bad.

I was told OPP meant Other People's Property...



i believed it til i was like 15; when i learned it was Other People's Pu$$y... I was like:
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I was :lupe: and :whoa: on Eazy-E and Ice Cube cause I thought they're actually certified gangers the way they look.

I was confused with Ed Lover and "Dr.Dre" and I was like :what: where is the Dr.Dre at? and was like :childplease: this fatass wanna be Dr.Dre? and was like how could the rapper (Dr.Dre) let him get away with it for stealing his name.

I thought Jay-Z was actually Craig Mack cause both of them are ugly as f*ck, almost look alike,

I thought Big Daddy Kane is an actor cause I thought I saw him somewhere in movies and was like "he's a rapper now?"
 

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I was :lupe: and :whoa: on Eazy-E and Ice Cube cause I thought they're actually certified gangers the way they look.

I was confused with Ed Lover and "Dr.Dre" and I was like :what: where is the Dr.Dre at? and was like :childplease: this fatass wanna be Dr.Dre? and was like how could the rapper (Dr.Dre) let him get away with it for stealing his name.

I thought Jay-Z was actually Craig Mack cause both of them are ugly as f*ck, almost look alike,

I thought Big Daddy Kane is an actor cause I thought I saw him somewhere in movies and was like "he's a rapper now?"

I bet Meteor Man had you all screwed up on Big Daddy Kane?
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I bet Meteor Man had you all screwed up on Big Daddy Kane?
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:russ: that! and I thought it was the same dude who played in Trespass with Ice T and Ice Cube and thought it was Big Daddy Kane but it turned out it was different guy. There are more that some dude looks like Big Daddy Kane.
 

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Thought Foxy Brown was a young dude spitting and then saw the pic/video and was like oh okay, wow.
Thought Snoop was living the life that Pac was and was going to die or be in jail any minute
I thought Puff Daddy was another fat looking dude just off the name, then find out it was the thin dude dropping ad-libs dancing all in the videos of the 90s
Could not tell Puff and Mase apart and figured they were the same dude on said Cant Hold Us Down record
Thought Cube and Nas were muslim cause people just said so and they didnt eat pork and name dropped the Quran.
Thought U-God was actually Ghostface rapping at first cause they looked and sound like the youngest in the group
In those early G-unit mixtape records of 02, I legit thought Banks, Yayo and 50 were just Curtis with different flows
Thought Mobb Deep was one person cause they sounded a like to me and Hav was just the DJ
Thought Slim Shady was just some wacky black dude from like the bay or something that Dre signed....come to find out it was that Eminem dude from the unsigned hype of the April 98 edition of the Source..who I thought was a underground rapper with down's syndrome (look at this fukking picture in the article!)
 

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Since we're on the subject of people believing dumb shyt, I found this blog. Whoever wrote this has to be at least mildly retarded.


Messages Hidden In Rap Album Cover Arts: Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Kanye West


Sometimes, rappers don’t only communicate through lyrics but use album artworks to express themselves. Here is a couple of recent examples.


The album cover of Snoop Dogg’s last solo rap album, Doggumentary, showed an empty throne. In addition to songs like It's d Only Thang or Cold Game featured on the album, the cover art was another way for Snoop Dogg to announce the departure from rap and somehow letting Eminem win a battle... though the beef is not be over yet, see the Eminem diss Knocc Em Down by Snoop Dogg.


Jay-Z and Kanye West replied to Snoop Dogg’s Doggumentary album cover
with the name of their collaboration album, "Watch The Throne".


Jay-Z and Kanye West use to diss both Eminem and Snoop Dogg in their songs quite a lot. Jay-Z for example calls Snoop Dogg "Ace" here and there, which he often pronounces as "S". Do you spot the Aces on Snoop Dogg’s Malice N Wonderland beef album cover art (the album featured the major diss song against Eminem called 2 Minute Warning)?




Let's move on. Kanye West shows how he prioritizes his two latest collaboration - Watch The Throne and Cruel Summer. And it makes sense that he chose gold for the former collaboration with Jay-Z and silver for the latter with artists from G.O.O.D Music.




Speaking about Kanye West, his last solo album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, shows a black man fukking a white phoenix (Eminem or Kim, whatever you prefer). Have a look at the dog-like tail of the phoenix. Doesn’t it remind you of the dog Snoopy from Peanuts?





Now check out the cover art of Jay-Z’s last solo album, The Blueprint 3. What do the three red stripes resemble more, number three or the Eminem’s “E”?
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Lil Kim was like the first female rapper to really flaunt her sexuality in lyrics and imagery, so without seeing her and being a fan of lady of rage, I pictured her looking like this

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Basically a sexy version of Rage :laugh: One day I went to my local Hip-Hop/Clothing shop and saw the infamous pic in the window

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I was like :ohhh::shaq:
 
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