Simon Cowell's New Plastic Surgery Looks Awful

[SheWantTheD]

Be insecure brehs

 

[NigerianDonDada]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

They dead ass trying to blame this on him going Vegan

 

[TheNig]

Cuz ain't got no lower lip.

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

Imagine waking up from surgery and seeing yourself in the mirror.

Bet the surgeon was out of the country before Cowell woke up.

Cowell has long money, though. He may put bread on the surgeon's head. On some Salman Rushdie shyt, he'll issue a facial fatwa.

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

Made me spit my dang gatorade out on my monitor

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

Next time spoiler this shyt

I was about to just eat some Frosted Flakes and this slack jawed, dead eyed, ghoulish CAC made me lose my appetite

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

fukk it

This is a nice alternative to

 

[Greenhornet]

 

[Greenhornet]

nikka got his plastic surgery with clear tape, bubble gum and rubber bands

 

[Blankthawtz]

Yo... I'm in my office and busted out laughing just now when I opened the thread and saw his pic....

 

[NinoBrown]

Simon: "Ayo Doc, I need that Batman Animated Series Matt Hagan throwback special"
Doc: "Say no more"

 

[Dameon Farrow]

If celebs and rich CACs are paying bands for this type of fukkery then I’m going to medical school this semester.

Father Time watching all of this shyt like

It's an enormous field that's already large and yet still has high growth potential. I don't believe anyone really thinks they can beat Father Time but they think the fight itself is worth it.

 

[Dr. Acula]

fukk it

shyt needs to be official

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Bump.