simp gives chic $13,000 online cause she said he was cute. Now he just found out she's married

[x-factor7]

Give a married woman $13,000 instead of paying off your student loans breh

 

[King Jae]

breh if men can get finessed by mail order brides,american chicks can eat.There are a lot of sexually frustrated dudes that are lonely and are willing to spend a lot of cash to not only see ass but to be acknowledged by a woman.A chick can make more money doing an asmr video over make up reviews.
Why do you think chicks are on cash up,ig and pornhub?A bad chick can make a video about how her cheap laptop was a stolen and these dudes will send her money to buy a new macbook pro.

That's crazy bruh...don't know what part of the game that is....been in droughts like every man but the thought of doing any of that type shyt never crossed my mind

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Wow! You can’t make this up?

 

[Bumblebreh]

That's crazy bruh...don't know what part of the game that is....been in droughts like every man but the thought of doing any of that type shyt never crossed my mind

Some dudes are wired differently and I do believe that the simp gene exists

 

[MMA]

Tech ultra simps are some of the biggest simps I've ever meant. All that virtual living getting through their head. Too much disposable income to be left responsible with

He gave her 540ish a month, I've seen hundreds of these cases, they'll even donate this kind of money to other guys too if they envy his ability to play games well

 

[threattonature]

I ain't believing shyt is true but if it is god damn that dude is the saddest fukk alive.

 

[GreatestLaker]

I ain't believing shyt is true but if it is god damn that dude is the saddest fukk alive.

Nah its most likely true. I used to see shyt like this happen all the time on mfc and chaturbate.

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

This is most definitely the hardest L than the L I posted in the hardest L to swallow thread ​

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

He must be asian

 

[Duke Dixon]

That's the reason why Twitch still allows the cam girl lite on their site. They make them too much money to shutdown.

The STPeach chick is engaged so he might need to run to Pink Sparkles and simp all the twitch thots.

 

[King Jae]

You need some life experience if you have never witnessed some bullshyt like this.

Naw I don't hang around simps bruh..u might as well be speaking Mandarin to me bout this shyt...

 

[Real N Quotes]

got this from @Loken in the hardest L you had to swallow thread

simp all in his feels over some white twitch streamer girl cause he found out she married and didn't tell any one to keep the money flowing

now he mad as hell he spent 13,000$ on her

Mod is him an

Amouranth is the chick

give a chic $13,000 brehs

give it to her cause she said you were cute brehs

then after she does you dirty, go find another chic to give money to cause she said you're a sweetheart brehs







simps don't ever change

Simpleton

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

That's crazy bruh...don't know what part of the game that is....been in droughts like every man but the thought of doing any of that type shyt never crossed my mind

The gift of the brother man and still get the ass for little to nothing.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Some dudes are wired differently and I do believe that the simp gene exists

That's why cats need strong males and homies in their lives to prevent them from fukkin up like this.

Me and my boys used to beat it in one of our homies in school head that he "BETTER NOT BE NO CAPTAIN KIRK ASS nikka". shyt became a running joke with him (he wasn't as crazy as the rest of us, lowkey quiet dude, very church going but was the homie). Anyway, I think we subconsciously beat that shyt in this nikka's head because he damn sure didn't fall for the okey doke even after school. Never forget going down to his crib in Florida for his bday.....was chilling at his crib and next thing you know, bad broad after bad broad kept coming into this nikka's crib. I'm like . I asked him WTF is going on and he says they are just his friends and they are cool. I'm like , but he's legit in his word. Always told me about everybody at the church he went tryin to hook him up with their thot daughters, but my man was like "they ain't gonna Captain Kirk me!!". That's my dog.

Got married a few years ago to a lightskin Haitian teacher. Let's just say they are perfect for each other, but he didn't simp and fall for the okey doke from all the hoes. Made us proud. My oldest son's godfather.

#nocaptainkirk #nosavindeezhoes #fukksimping

 

[Doobie Doo]

Naw I don't hang around simps bruh..u might as well be speaking Mandarin to me bout this shyt...

Fam, this is the very definition of lacking life experience, to say some shyt like this. Either you very young, sheltered, or trolling. It's like you got embarrassed at my last comment and felt you had to say some smooth comeback for damage control and this is what you came up with "I'll tell him I've never hung around simps, yeah, that'll show em, this won't blow my cover."


How do you recruit friends? "Hey I know we like basketball and video games and shyt but I need to see how you treat women before we really start hanging."