Simp or :yeshrug: ? (Liquor Store Dude)

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So I left work and went to the liquor store (2 beers and Lemon Drop Moonshine :myman:).
It was a dude paying in front of me and he dropped:

4 bottles of wine and 2 of those sperm alcohol things.
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Price was $140.52

Dude say he was treating his girl something special.
Cashier (black) said "you sho' thats gon be enough for her? :lolbron:"
He says " If it ain't I got some mo' foe' her :shaq:"

Then he says he about to turn 40 and they going to vegas for valentines day and they eating at a restaurant for 2 for $600.:gladbron:
He says YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...

Now idk about yall, but I wouldnt spend $600 for 2 on my momma so i'll be damned if I do it for any other chick.
:childplease:

Whats yall thoughts?

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Bro that's his girl...fukk it. If I had it like that I'd do it too prolly :yeshrug:
 
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So I left work and went to the liquor store (2 beers and Lemon Drop Moonshine :myman:).
It was a dude paying in front of me and he dropped:

4 bottles of wine and 2 of those sperm alcohol things.
5972846203_2188da699e_z.jpg


Price was $140.52

Dude say he was treating his girl something special.
Cashier (black) said "you sho' thats gon be enough for her? :lolbron:"
He says " If it ain't I got some mo' foe' her :shaq:"

Then he says he about to turn 40 and they going to vegas for valentines day and they eating at a restaurant for 2 for $600.:gladbron:
He says YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE...

Now idk about yall, but I wouldnt spend $600 for 2 on my momma so i'll be damned if I do it for any other chick.
:childplease:

Whats yall thoughts?

@Emperor_ReinScarf

lol have you ever been to vegas? 600 aint standard but the food/service is gonna be bomb.

edit; and it's valentines day. he not gonna have to do shyt for the next 2 birthdays.
 

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Bro that's his girl...fukk it. If I had it like that I'd do it too prolly :yeshrug:

shyt if I was Floyd Mayweather I'd be a lil iffy dropping that.
if ita my wife and I was Floyd then that'll be different .


and I mean shyt, what is it really to eat that's that much?

he getting Japanese caviar risotto and lobster with shaved truffles or something.
 

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What the fukk kinda bullshyt ass person buys liquor in a sperm bottle?

:what:

And who the fukk starts telling personal information to a fukkin cashier?

:what:

And why they bragging to a cashier about a $600 dinner?

:what:

He needs that acceptance like that?

:what:

I guess his woman equates how much money he spends on her with how much he loves her.

:mjlol:

He lost.
 
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