Simple jokes it took you forever to get...

[Non Sequitur]

Cleveland Brown.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Bender. Obviously, a robot designed to bend pipes.

He's constantly drinking, gambling and banging hookers. His life is one long "bender."

 

[Remote]

Not a joke, but I couldn't understand that expression "you can't have your cake and eat it too" for years as a kid.
I get it now, but it's a really poorly-worded expression.

I hate it.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Not a joke, but I couldn't understand that expression "you can't have your cake and eat it too" for years as a kid.
I get it now, but it's a really poorly-worded expression.

I hate it.

Exactly, same with "I could care less'

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Not a joke but the "Every Kiss Begins Kay" From Kay Jewelers...

I'm thinking the company sales jewelry, stones etc..and them items are romantic

But then I was like......


































When I put two and two together, shyt hit me out the blue.

 

[Remote]

Exactly, same with "I could care less'

LOL

I have a friend that any time someone starts a sentence with "Needless to say..." he interrupts them with "Then don't say it"

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

Cleveland Brown.

.... i still don't get it..

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Not a joke but the "Every Kiss Begins Kay" From Kay Jewelers...

I'm thinking the company sales jewelry, stones etc..and them items are romantic

But then I was like......


































When I put two and two together, shyt hit me out the blue.

 

[Illuminatos]

.... i still don't get it..

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

Help me out breh!

 

[BlackBieber]

Not a joke, but I couldn't understand that expression "you can't have your cake and eat it too" for years as a kid.
I get it now, but it's a really poorly-worded expression.

I hate it.

it duznt even make sense

"u cant have ur cake and eat it too "

 

[CBSkyline]

It took me awhile to get why cows appeared in the Chick - fil - A commercials.

 

[Illuminatos]

Help me out breh!

Breh, I can't break it down anymore. Cleveland Brown is named after the football team the Cleveland Browns.

 

[Remote]

it duznt even make sense

"u cant have ur cake and eat it too "

Well, it's like "have" as in "keep"
At least, the way I understand it. But yeah, for years I thought it didn't make sense and is stupid.

 

[BlackBieber]

Well, it's like "have" as in "keep"
At least, the way I understand it. But yeah, for years I thought it didn't make sense and is stupid.

how does that make any more sense

thats like saying "u cant buy ur shoes and wear em too "

the fukk bytch?