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Saul: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"

(Me: :dwillhuh:)

Saul: "Ah-ha!"

(Me: :guilty::leostare:)

Saul: What do you know from funny, ya b*stard?

(Me on the outside: :o:)
(Me on the inside: :dry::why::wtb:)






(Years later when I finally got it: :ohhh::yayo::gladbron::skip::krs::facepalm::snoop::deadmanny::blessed::banderas:)
 

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Saul: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"

(Me: :dwillhuh:)

Saul: "Ah-ha!"

(Me: :guilty::leostare:)

Saul: What do you know from funny, ya b*stard?

(Me on the outside: :o:)
(Me on the inside: :dry::why::wtb:)



(Years later when I finally got it: :ohhh::yayo::gladbron::skip::krs::facepalm::snoop::deadmanny::blessed::banderas:)

Fam... I *JUST* got this... :dead:
 

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@ 2:12-2:24 I still don't get it.:damn:

"I probably made a baby off in that Honda Civic/ He saying he had unprotected sex in his Honda.
After I dropped my baby off in that Honda Civic/ Goes along with the line above being a double entrendre He’s referring to his “baby” as a loved one, but at the same time as an actual baby.
I probably should repeat it, I know you didn't get it" Self explanatory.

But I'm sure you knew that!!!
 

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Not a joke, but I couldn't understand that expression "you can't have your cake and eat it too" for years as a kid.
I get it now, but it's a really poorly-worded expression.

I hate it.
It's simple. A lot of times brides want to keep their weeding cakes because they look good, and when you cut your cake to eat it it makes the cake not look good anymore.

You can't keep the decoration of the cake and eat it at the same time.
 
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