Simple jokes it took you forever to get...

[The ADD]

It's simple. A lot of times brides want to keep their weeding cakes because they look good, and when you cut your cake to eat it it makes the cake not look good anymore.

You can't keep the decoration of the cake and eat it at the same time.

 

[Harry Sax]

Saul: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"

(Me: )

Saul: "Ah-ha!"

(Me: )

Saul: What do you know from funny, ya b*stard?

(Me on the outside: )
(Me on the inside: )



(Years later when I finally got it: )

So I'm guessing he's sayin he didn't have a spoon

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Thread is full of

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I didn't get this when I first saw it. I was thinking. This girl is taking a picture of herself. What's the big deal?
Once someone explained it to me

 

[observe]

Saul: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"

(Me: )

Saul: "Ah-ha!"

(Me: )

Saul: What do you know from funny, ya b*stard?

(Me on the outside: )
(Me on the inside: )



(Years later when I finally got it: )

This joke is pretty not funny..so he couldn't taste the soup cuz he didnt have a spoon? Stupid

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Put the peanut........in the PEANUT HOLE!!!!

Yooooo.....when I finally got that, I was like

 

[ThaRealness]

Not a joke, but I couldn't understand that expression "you can't have your cake and eat it too" for years as a kid.
I get it now, but it's a really poorly-worded expression.

I hate it.

Ya Im totally with you. shyts just a logical fallacy

 

[MexicanKingpin]

Slow azz nikkas

 

[JAY?]

Why did the chicken cross the road?


He was suicidal
He wanted to die
He wanted to get to the other side

 

[No_bammer_weed]

why is it so fukkin complex

is it cause i have downs syndrome?

like i actually have it

lol...you used the example of "you cant have your shoes and wear them too"...well that doesnt work in the spirit of the cake proverb, because you can still HAVE your shoes after you wear them....After you EAT your cake, you wont HAVE it anymore. So you have to choose...either HAVE your cake, or EAT it. One or the other.

 

[Turbulent]

took me years to figure out Smithers was gay. always thought he was just very devoted, lol. it didn't cross my mind at all cause i was young, lol.

also didn't realize for a while that they were baked on the table scenes in That 70s show, lol. (also kinda young and not about that life. Didn't know the affects of it or anything)

 

[Turbulent]

the cake one makes sense.

 

[Turbulent]

So I'm guessing he's sayin he didn't have a spoon

i've always been impressed with this movie because there are so many references to future real life events...

first you have the Giants/Packers game refrence

and this joke which seems to be a Matrix reference or maybe the Matrix was referencing this movie...

 

[Rayzah]

lol...you used the example of "you cant have your shoes and wear them too"...well that doesnt work in the spirit of the cake proverb, because you can still HAVE your shoes after you wear them....After you EAT your cake, you wont HAVE it anymore. So you have to choose...either HAVE your cake, or EAT it. One or the other.

But its stupid, why else would I want cake other than to eat it? thats not a good example, cake is useless if you are not going to eat it.

 

[Dank Hill]

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence, and as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.